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Let's settle this shit once and for all
#51
RE: Let's settle this shit once and for all
(August 10, 2017 at 11:25 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 10, 2017 at 10:58 pm)Whateverist Wrote: I can never remember which is the pie hole and which is for cake.

I think that they are both the same, but a case could be made for "pie hole" being a bit south of said orifice, at least on teh womens. Hehe

Muffpie. 

My ex used to have a saying he got from somewhere: 

No muff's too tough. We dive at five.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#52
RE: Let's settle this shit once and for all
(August 10, 2017 at 7:35 am)pool the matey Wrote: You don't have a cake - 0

This thread is 6 pages long.

I am going to read it all.

I'm waiting for someone to proclaim that the cake is a lie.

6 pages. I am disappoint. No portal references.


(August 10, 2017 at 7:35 am)pool the matey Wrote: You have a cake - 1

You do NOT cut this cake into pieces - 1/0


Pool. You are getting muddled up with pieces and number of cuts.

With 1/0 you are thinking of zero representing the number of cuts. Yet you refer to pieces. A cake that hasn't been cut would actually be 1 cake divided into 1 piece, or 1/1
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#53
RE: Let's settle this shit once and for all
(August 11, 2017 at 2:11 am)Losty Wrote: I don't remember volunteering to make things easier for anyone.

You actually make things hard for me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#54
RE: Let's settle this shit once and for all
Cake thread or death??? Death please.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#55
RE: Let's settle this shit once and for all
So I heard a rumour that AF is giving out free cake.

I'd like a 1/1 portion of the cake please. But nothing more than that. My metabolism has slowed since I turned 40.
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#56
RE: Let's settle this shit once and for all
The cake is a lie.

-as a related aside...I asked a question once in a math class as a child.....that probably determined the future arc of my life.  It was a "why" question in algebra, the answer being "define your variables" - but the answer I got was "because it does".  I didn't get the answer until I was an adult.

Had it gone another way, I'd probably have ended up a mathematician.  Who knows what I'd have come up with in the decades since. Come to think of it, that lady was an asshole - and just look at what happened.
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#57
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Kernel Sohcahtoa ' Wrote: I'm nowhere close to being gifted at math[...]

Haha
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#58
RE: Let's settle this shit once and for all
(August 22, 2017 at 11:32 pm)Khemikal Wrote: The cake is a lie.

-as a related aside...I asked a question once in a math class as a child.....that probably determined the future arc of my life.  It was a "why" question in algebra, the answer being "define your variables" - but the answer I got was "because it does".  I didn't get the answer until I was an adult.

Had it gone another way, I'd probably have ended up a mathematician.  Who knows what I'd have come up with in the decades since. Come to think of it, that lady was an asshole - and just look at what happened.

I had teachers like that as well as did my wife. One of my goals is that my students (the ones in HS) will never feel that way.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#59
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#60
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and how about a special cake for CD ?

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