Let's settle this shit once and for all

[Joods]

I can never remember which is the pie hole and which is for cake.

I think that they are both the same, but a case could be made for "pie hole" being a bit south of said orifice, at least on teh womens.

Muffpie. 

My ex used to have a saying he got from somewhere: 

No muff's too tough. We dive at five.

[I_am_not_mafia]

You don't have a cake - 0

This thread is 6 pages long.

I am going to read it all.

I'm waiting for someone to proclaim that the cake is a lie.

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6 pages. I am disappoint. No portal references.

You have a cake - 1

You do NOT cut this cake into pieces - 1/0

Pool. You are getting muddled up with pieces and number of cuts.

With 1/0 you are thinking of zero representing the number of cuts. Yet you refer to pieces. A cake that hasn't been cut would actually be 1 cake divided into 1 piece, or 1/1

[Cyberman]

I don't remember volunteering to make things easier for anyone.

You actually make things hard for me.

[Succubus]

Cake thread or death??? Death please.

[Javaman]

So I heard a rumour that AF is giving out free cake.

I'd like a 1/1 portion of the cake please. But nothing more than that. My metabolism has slowed since I turned 40.

[The Grand Nudger]

The cake is a lie.

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-as a related aside...I asked a question once in a math class as a child.....that probably determined the future arc of my life.  It was a "why" question in algebra, the answer being "define your variables" - but the answer I got was "because it does".  I didn't get the answer until I was an adult.

Had it gone another way, I'd probably have ended up a mathematician.  Who knows what I'd have come up with in the decades since. Come to think of it, that lady was an asshole - and just look at what happened.

[Alex K]

I'm nowhere close to being gifted at math[...]

Haha

[Alex K]

The cake is a lie.

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-as a related aside...I asked a question once in a math class as a child.....that probably determined the future arc of my life.  It was a "why" question in algebra, the answer being "define your variables" - but the answer I got was "because it does".  I didn't get the answer until I was an adult.

Had it gone another way, I'd probably have ended up a mathematician.  Who knows what I'd have come up with in the decades since. Come to think of it, that lady was an asshole - and just look at what happened.

I had teachers like that as well as did my wife. One of my goals is that my students (the ones in HS) will never feel that way.

[Mystical]

Original Post:

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Revision of OP:

Fuckin hell I wrote

Math lords call this - 0/1= Undefined

What I really meant was

Math lords call this - 1/0= Undefined

You have a cake - 1

You do NOT cut this cake into pieces - 1/0

What are you left with after NOT cutting the cake? The goddamn cake, right?

Then why the hell do
Math lords call this - 1/0= Undefined

So what they're saying is you go to a supermarket, right? And you buy a cake and you decide you don't want to cut up the cake, right? You DON'T cut up the cake. Well guess what? You're screwed cos POOF! You open your bag and your cake is gone. All you're left with is a note that reads "error LOL"

So, did you read what Steel and Magi said, Pool? 

Are you familiar with proofs? Double checking division with multiplication for instance.
A=B/C is the same as B=A multiplied with C

So if you have A=10/C  then multiply A and C and you will get 10. 

10=X/2 Again, multiply 2 by 10 and you can solve for X.

1/x  does tend to −∞ as you approach zero from the left, and ∞  as you approach from the right:

That these limits are not equal is why 1/0  is undefined.

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https://math.stackexchange.com/questions...s-infinity

*Luckie sucks at maths

I was a cook for 15 years in restaurants. If your cake recipe is measured in cups/tsp/tbsp it will probably be off. The volume measurements depend on consistent sifting of the dry ingredients and tamping of the dry wet ingredients (such as butter/ brown sugar). The best cake recipes are measured in weight not volume.
As far as how big a piece you eat or what you drink with it , I say "No stress , enjoy!".

So.. to be clear.. the heavier or lighter my cake mix is will determine how it bakes up and if so, which bakes better? Heavier or lighter??

*Luckie sucks at cooking

I can never remember which is the pie hole and which is for cake.

I think that they are both the same, but a case could be made for "pie hole" being a bit south of said orifice, at least on teh womens.

This put the phrase "Let them eat cake!" Into a completely different light for me, thanks.
Also, just throwin it out there-- TRUMP LoveS him some chocolate cake! Best cake, ever, he says. 😂

I still think Losty should be making cakes for everybody.

If anyone should wish for a cake all they need to do is pay the postage and I shall make them a cake and send it to them.

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How else would you translate 'cake/0' into english
Dividing a cake into no parts means leaving the cake as it is, don't it?

If you don't cut the cake then wouldn't you have 1 cake not zero? So that would be 1/1

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I didn't have a cake for my birthday. Maybe I'll make one tomorrow for my unbirthday. Cake sounds yummy.

What?! The official giver of cakes did not herself get a cake?! 


A verrrrryyy merry unbirthday to youuuuuuuuu!



Look! It even has turd cakes for all of CLs poopie followers (myself included.. chocolate, Yum!)

[vorlon13]

and how about a special cake for CD ?