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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions

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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 16, 2017 at 8:14 pm
(August 15, 2017 at 5:38 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 1u459f.jpg]

The first chimp to invent Preparation H is going to be like a god!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 16, 2017 at 10:36 pm
Brett Favre's Superbowl ring better not be in there.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 16, 2017 at 11:40 pm
U jelly?
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 17, 2017 at 12:44 am
I'd wonder how I lost track of it.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 17, 2017 at 12:46 am
Jesus, I'd surely remember spelunking arms that hairy . . . .
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 17, 2017 at 12:47 am
Not if you were abducted and hypnotised to forget.

Do you really think Planet of the Apes is a work of fiction?

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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 17, 2017 at 12:50 am
The one with Marky Mark is.

Blech.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 17, 2017 at 4:44 am
(August 17, 2017 at 12:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Not if you were abducted and hypnotised to forget.

Do you really think Planet of the Apes is a work of fiction?


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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 17, 2017 at 7:48 am
(August 17, 2017 at 4:44 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(August 17, 2017 at 12:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Not if you were abducted and hypnotised to forget.

Do you really think Planet of the Apes is a work of fiction?


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A well dressed ape from Panama,
Was taught to play the piana.
His finger slipped and opened his zip,
And out popped his hairy banana.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 17, 2017 at 3:16 pm
BTW, no one needs clarification on just precisely what "spelunking arms" are ??
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