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Lies. It's all demons.
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I want an anal probing, now!
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Something off topic.
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Fuck off drunk, you're Beccs!
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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
#21
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
(August 14, 2017 at 8:17 am)LastPoet Wrote: 3 people voted for that and none of them is vorlie.

There are kinks of all kinds.

This thread has potential.

I mean I voted for it, I was just making a joke, a goof, a gaff
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#22
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
(August 14, 2017 at 12:05 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: All you sketpics need to STFU.  I...I mean a friend was personally...I mean told me he was cornholed by aliens.

I'm not sure Mexicans count in this context.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#23
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
(August 14, 2017 at 8:59 am)Aegon Wrote:
(August 14, 2017 at 8:17 am)LastPoet Wrote: 3 people voted for that and none of them is vorlie.

There are kinks of all kinds.

This thread has potential.

I mean I voted for it, I was just making a joke, a goof, a gaff

Of course you were.
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#24
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
You can't deny it PEOPLE SEE IT IT'S REAL!!!

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tHE ARTICLE
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#25
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
I deny alien abduction.  I went willingly expecting to enter into, so to speak, a symbiotic relationship with jadzia Dax!
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#26
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
(August 14, 2017 at 3:22 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: I deny alien induction.  I went willingly expecting to enter into, so to speak, a symbiotic relationship with jadzia Dax!

And you ended up with Curzon instead?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#27
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
(August 14, 2017 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 14, 2017 at 3:22 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: I deny alien induction.  I went willingly expecting to enter into, so to speak, a symbiotic relationship with jadzia Dax!

And you ended up with Curzon instead?

Abduction! Abduction!
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#28
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
(August 14, 2017 at 8:59 am)Aegon Wrote:
(August 14, 2017 at 8:17 am)LastPoet Wrote: 3 people voted for that and none of them is vorlie.

There are kinks of all kinds.

This thread has potential.

I mean I voted for it, I was just making a joke, a goof, a gaff

Well even if you weren't, there is nothing bad about alien anal probing per se if it is with comsent.

At least I think. After a romantic dinner and all that.
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#29
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
I find it interesting that "I want an anal probing, now!" currently leads over the ever-popular "Fuck all polls."
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#30
RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
I would like to make it clear, the aliens come here so I can probe THEM.
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