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If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?

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If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 18, 2017 at 9:16 pm
No one wants to nominate a kid ??
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 18, 2017 at 10:26 pm
(August 18, 2017 at 9:16 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: No one wants to nominate a kid ??

don't got any
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 18, 2017 at 10:30 pm
already had a fire I take it . . .
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 19, 2017 at 4:26 am (This post was last modified: August 19, 2017 at 4:27 am by ignoramus.)
OK, now we're getting ridiculous.
OK, so all living people and animals are out and safe.

I'd grab my customised "work of art" pc (spent months on it), my everyday car (for the sheer convenience) and the classic mustang (only because it's rare)... Everything else can burn! Yes, including my Celine Dion cd's! There, I said it! (Now I feel like I've come out of the closet?)
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 19, 2017 at 11:10 am
I wouldn't miss the basement under this old farmhouse, and most (not all) of the crap in it.
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 19, 2017 at 12:16 pm
My cats, laptop and bag of pretzel m&m's
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 19, 2017 at 12:55 pm
The bodies, the embarrassing photo albums and yesterday's leftovers
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 19, 2017 at 3:37 pm
This is like that classic Richard Pryor joke in which he says that you never heard of a black man dying in fire because they all run out and then start cursing outside like "Shit! I left my money inside." But then again he set himself on fire.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 19, 2017 at 4:15 pm
(August 18, 2017 at 10:21 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: My husband's flip flops

My box of hair accessories that I seemed to have lost interest in.

My husband's creepy Edgar Allen Poe picture.

And another "thing" that for now, you don't need to use your hands to carry around. How is it going mooney? Have you started walking like a duck?
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RE: If Your House Caught Fire, what are the Last 3 Things You'd Grab On Your Way Out?
August 19, 2017 at 5:44 pm (This post was last modified: August 19, 2017 at 5:45 pm by Fake Messiah.)
You know the funny thing is this actually happened to me. One day my home burned down and I lost everything. Some stuff I collected inside after the fire, like I have somewhere pair of scissors and the heat was so high that some glass in vicinity melted filling one of the two holes in the scissors.

So I can really advise people. I mean what did I learn out of that? Of course majority of stuff can be replaced, especially now then a decade or so ago, you should preserve unique stuff like photographs (but then again even that people save today on the internet); camera and if you have some family memorabilia or if you have some forgotten works of Shakespeare (like in "Bullets Over Broadway").
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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