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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 5:37 pm
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She's not Catholic at all.
I've been told by "reliable sources"* that she's actually a combination of Norse pagan and Scientologist, and that her true goal here is to corrupt the minds and hearts of innocent atheists in a nefarious scheme to undermine atheists and get us all worshipping Xenu/Odin.
* The voices in my head...
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 5:58 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 5:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: She's not Catholic at all.
I've been told by "reliable sources"* that she's actually a combination of Norse pagan and Scientologist, and that her true goal here is to corrupt the minds and hearts of innocent atheists in a nefarious scheme to undermine atheists and get us all worshipping Xenu/Odin.
* The voices in my head...
Poppycock! CL took a time machine forward from WW2 Germany to replicate Nazi Germany. It is true because Alex Jones said so. Now don't ask me what brand of crack I smoke because I don't think crack gets sold as a brand. CL is a Nazi lover and we all know it. Hey, don't look at me. Bannon got to me when I was a kid.
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 6:00 pm
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All I know is she has at the ready a small pool filled with jello and adult novelty items for when we eventually hook up and have wild heathenous sex
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 6:09 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 6:00 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: All I know is she has at the ready a small pool filled with jello and adult novelty items for when we eventually hook up and have wild heathenous sex
Wont post the clip because it is NSFW, but the old 1970s variety sight gag movie "Kentucky Fried Movie" had a segment called "Catholic High School Girls In Trouble".
But a pretty lady in it goes up to a guy and says, " Show me your nuts"
The guy responds by acting goofy and making silly faces. Meaning "Show me you're nuts."
Don't get me started on the part of the movie "A Fist Full of Yen".
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 6:25 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 5:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (August 29, 2017 at 5:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: She's not Catholic at all.
I've been told by "reliable sources"* that she's actually a combination of Norse pagan and Scientologist, and that her true goal here is to corrupt the minds and hearts of innocent atheists in a nefarious scheme to undermine atheists and get us all worshipping Xenu/Odin.
* The voices in my head...
Poppycock! CL took a time machine forward from WW2 Germany to replicate Nazi Germany. It is true because Alex Jones said so. Now don't ask me what brand of crack I smoke because I don't think crack gets sold as a brand. CL is a Nazi lover and we all know it. Hey, don't look at me. Bannon got to me when I was a kid.
Lies!
Lies, I tell you!!
Everyone knows that the Nazis had only one time machine and it was used by Adolf and his wife to go back in time and create the human race.
It wasn't Adam and Eve.
It was Adolf and Eva!
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 6:27 pm
(August 29, 2017 at 4:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (August 29, 2017 at 4:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I hated those damned wafers. Seriously, how about some Ranch or Nacho cheese flavor?
Nope, all you get is the Jesus flavored ones that everyone else has to eat.
IMO, Jesus needs some salt and a good dipping sauce.
See, the biscuit only transforms into His flesh, and the wine into His blood, He left out anything that would transform into his delectable man nectar.
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 7:03 pm
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(August 29, 2017 at 6:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (August 29, 2017 at 4:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Nope, all you get is the Jesus flavored ones that everyone else has to eat.
IMO, Jesus needs some salt and a good dipping sauce.
See, the biscuit only transforms into His flesh, and the wine into His blood, He left out anything that would transform into his delectable man nectar.
Seems like the J man couldn't cut it on "Hell's Kitchen" "Chopped" or "Cut Throat Kitchen" or "Iron Chef" .
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm
Glad I made this thread! This is a fun thread!
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 29, 2017 at 7:49 pm
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2017 at 8:01 pm by Brian37.)
(August 29, 2017 at 6:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (August 29, 2017 at 5:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Poppycock! CL took a time machine forward from WW2 Germany to replicate Nazi Germany. It is true because Alex Jones said so. Now don't ask me what brand of crack I smoke because I don't think crack gets sold as a brand. CL is a Nazi lover and we all know it. Hey, don't look at me. Bannon got to me when I was a kid.
Lies!
Lies, I tell you!!
Everyone knows that the Nazis had only one time machine and it was used by Adolf and his wife to go back in time and create the human race.
It wasn't Adam and Eve.
It was Adolf and Eva!
Fuck you. CL was the mastermind and Hitler was the pawn!
(August 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm)Hammy Wrote: Glad I made this thread! This is a fun thread!
I like CL, just like I got along with my Catholic mother, she had a sense of humor too, and knew exactly how I felt about god belief. Outside this thread, I do want her to ditch her god belief as much as she wants me to find her God. But DAMN IT, we can have fun poking fun at each other without wishing each other death.
She likes symbolic cannibalism and we eat babies and barbecue kittens. If that is not the typical Memorial Day or Labor Day celebration, I don't know what is.
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RE: How Catholic is Catholic Lady?
August 30, 2017 at 4:06 am
The wafer is gross imo. It sticks to the roof of your mouth and gets all soggy. No taste either. That's how I knew the whole religion thing was a sham, actual human flesh has a very distinct texture and flavor haha I prefer Doritos
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