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Why are Jews so funny?
#21
RE: Why are Jews so funny?
Why is it a disproportionate number of Catlick Defecater's threads are obsessed with der jooz?

I wonder what his blatant jealousy is compensating for?

I'd love to know his thoughts; but since he can't make a point without appealing to youtube or similar, he clearly doesn't have any.
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#22
RE: Why are Jews so funny?
(September 3, 2017 at 2:21 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I wonder what his blatant jealousy is compensating for?

A below average penis size.

Oh fuck, there I go again being non-subtle.
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#23
RE: Why are Jews so funny?
Because they've historically spent much of their existence on the fringes of society and are therefore well-placed to point out the foibles of the society they live in? 

And seriously, they've managed to live through Jah knows how many pogroms and still managed to find a way to laugh at it all (something more people should honestly do).

Also, there's this little gem from the Talmud (Shabbat 89a): "When Moses ascended on high, he found the Holy One, blessed be He, tying crowns on the letters (of the Torah). God said to him, "Moses, they don't say hello where you come from?"" It's a loose translation, but seriously, how many other religious groups put wit like this in their own goddam holy books?

And, honestly, why am I trying to dissect why comedy is filled with Jewish people to this jackass?
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#24
RE: Why are Jews so funny?
Ain't it the truth! Jonathan Winters, John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson, Margaret Cho, Michael Palin, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Terry Gilliam, Steven Wright, Phyliss Diller, Bob Newhart, Eddy Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Cedric Kyles, Cheech and/ or Chong, George Lopez, Graham Chapman, half of Bill Maher, Moms Mabley, Sam Kinison, John Pinette, Paul Mooney, Lisa Lampenelli, Ellen Degeneres, and LaWanda Page. So, so many Jews!!
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#25
RE: Why are Jews so funny?
(September 3, 2017 at 1:44 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: why are you obsessed with jews

I already addressed this. He didn't answer because he's a shit stain on the underwear of humanity.
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