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Fucking Xtians Promptly Putting Their Hands Out
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They never did like the idea of that wall separating church and state. They'd rather have a one way door.
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Yeah.... but only for themselves.
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Jesus, they have captive audiences on hand to experience their proselytizing at full intensity. Seems like growing the herd would be compensation enough.
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Why didn't their gawd protect their churches?!?
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(September 5, 2017 at 3:16 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Why didn't their gawd protect their churches?!?

God would only protect those facilities franchised through affiliation with His One True Church.


Looks like Texas might be spread a bit thin in that regard . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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Does this truly surprise anyone?

They're tax exempt and milk billions from society every year, but they want more....

Let the fuckers pray.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(September 5, 2017 at 7:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Does this truly surprise anyone?

They're tax exempt and milk billions from society every year, but they want more....

Let the fuckers pay.

FTFY.

It's like Bill Maher said in one of his bits, the benefit of government services is for those who pay in. Take that tax exemption and shove it up jeebus' ass.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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"Fuck praying, let's sue!"

Way to go, guys ... putting your faith in attorneys.

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