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These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
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These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
September 9, 2017 at 11:58 am
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RE: These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
September 9, 2017 at 12:04 pm
'Creflo Dollar'? Seriously, that's his name?

Oh, what a giveaway!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
September 9, 2017 at 1:12 pm
(September 9, 2017 at 12:04 pm)Cyberman Wrote: 'Creflo Dollar'? Seriously, that's his name?

Oh, what a giveaway!


Isn't it, just?  I'm going to start my own megachurch, as soon as I change my name to John Givemeallyourmoneyyougulliblefucks Smith.

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RE: These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
September 11, 2017 at 12:48 am
(September 9, 2017 at 12:04 pm)Cyberman Wrote: 'Creflo Dollar'? Seriously, that's his name?

Oh, what a giveaway!

Oral Roberts was always my favorite.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
September 11, 2017 at 3:11 am
(September 11, 2017 at 12:48 am)Astonished Wrote:
(September 9, 2017 at 12:04 pm)Cyberman Wrote: 'Creflo Dollar'? Seriously, that's his name?

Oh, what a giveaway!

Oral Roberts was always my favorite.

So you like Oral!



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
September 11, 2017 at 6:17 am
(September 11, 2017 at 3:11 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 12:48 am)Astonished Wrote: Oral Roberts was always my favorite.

So you like Oral!

I never say no to oral bobs.
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RE: These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
September 11, 2017 at 6:38 am
Why don't they fuck all pretence of subtlety and just field someone called Corrupt Kiddifiddler?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: These Fucks Should Be Locked Up
September 11, 2017 at 8:58 am
(September 9, 2017 at 12:04 pm)Cyberman Wrote: 'Creflo Dollar'? Seriously, that's his name?

Oh, what a giveaway!

I always said that his mom missed the perfect name by not naming him "Freeflow". Smile

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