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Ted Cruz: The Fappening
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Ted Cruz: The Fappening
In case you haven't heard, Ted Cruz like a porn video on twitter!

Then then blamed it on a staffer:
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/12...ost-242584

Quote:There are a number of people on the team who have access on the account. It appears that someone inadvertently hit the like button. When we discovered the post, which was I guess an hour or two later, we pulled it down," Cruz (R-Texas) said of the incident. "It was a staffing issue. And it was inadvertent, it was a mistake. It was not a deliberate act. We're dealing with internally, but it was a mistake. It was not malicious.

Yeah, that staffer was a bad, bad boy and needs a spanking...

Quote:Cruz told reporters Tuesday that it was "still being discussed" whether or not the staff member in question would retain access to the senator's social media account.

This staffer is going to need to be tied up and punished...

Quote:Although the “like” has since been undone, screenshots of the post have circulated widely online and @SexuallPosts updated its bio to urge users to “follow the same porn @TedCruz watches.”

I love the American opportunism this site is using.  Round of applause for them!

Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing...
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
Mundane porn or is he a specialist?
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
I'm at work so I can't delve any deeper than the twitter feed.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
His former college roommate has now weighed in.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/imagine-...thing-new/


Quote:‘Imagine this four feet below you’: Ex-roommate says Ted Cruz’s love of ‘mediocre porn’ is nothing new

Quote:“Imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed,” Mazin said of Cruz’s porn-watching habits. “Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.”
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let's hope it was something I have 'liked' . . . .
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
LOL, just occurred to me:


What if it was Anthony Weiner playing with himself ??

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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
(September 12, 2017 at 11:46 am)vorlon13 Wrote: let's hope it was something I have 'liked' . . . .

I can't see you getting into anything that's been deemed "mediocre". 

Given the nature of several of your posts here, you seem to me as one who would be epic levels above mediocre.
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He's probably not a medfetter. Sad
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Quote:“Imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed,” Mazin said of Cruz’s porn-watching habits. “Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.”

I did not need the image of Ted Cruz spanking it burned forever in my brain.
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RE: Ted Cruz: The Fappening
LOL I would advise you to not check out the twitter feed, then. There's some good stuff there, but you'll need brain bleach after. Big Grin
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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