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Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
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Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
I'm inspired by 2 recent threads which were so good they deserved each other!

OK, hear me out.
Redbeard isn't sure what an actual criteria for a God might be so we're gonna tell him!

What would satisfy your one single criteria for something to be a god?

I'll start:
[single criteria for god]
"It needs to be able to look at you judgingly while you choke the chicken"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#2
RE: Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
It can't be fictional like the Abrahamic god.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#3
RE: Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
Shhhhh,. don't tell 80% of the world that. You'll break their hearts...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
(September 13, 2017 at 5:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: Shhhhh,. don't tell 80% of the world that. You'll break their hearts...

Breaking hearts one at a time is inefficient.

For those 80% I'm working on a bio weapon.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
(September 13, 2017 at 4:34 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm inspired by 2 recent threads which were so good they deserved each other!

OK, hear me out.
Redbeard isn't sure what an actual criteria for a God might be so we're gonna tell him!

What would satisfy your one single criteria for something to be a god?

I'll start:
[single criteria for god]
"It needs to be able to look at you judgingly while you choke the chicken"

Sorry, my cat does that!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
OK,

Let me try again....
[criteria]
It needs to make you feel like a guilty sinner! (scratch that, the mother in law does that too)

[criteria]
It promises you with great reward for your worship and obedience (scratch that too! That's the wife's specialty!)

(damn, this game is hard!).
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
(September 13, 2017 at 7:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: OK,

Let me try again....
[criteria]
It needs to make you feel like a guilty sinner! (scratch that, the mother in law does that too)

[criteria]
It promises you with great reward for your worship and obedience (scratch that too! That's the wife's specialty!)

(damn, this game is hard!).

"It promises you with great reward for your worship and obedience"

My cat does that too!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
That it then.
If you're a cat, you're a god!
Only a god can have 9 lives!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#9
RE: Space Slug / Greatest movie one criteria hostile merger!
Sluggo Cola.

'Nuff said.
Dying to live, living to die.
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