How to tell it's morning...

[The Valkyrie]

I never drink coffee in the morning. Makes me crash before noon. If I do drink it, it's usually around 3 or 4 in the afternoon. But I generally don't at all. Note: That changes come exam time.

I start off my day playing music and dancing in front of the mirror while I brush my teeth. And I need breakfast. People who skip breakfast baffle me.

I baffle a lot of people.

I'm not a breakfast person.

Instead I'll have a reasonably large lunch and then something light in the evening.

[Minimalist]

We have one at work who arrives with the whole, "Good morning!  Did we all have a good night?  Today will be a wonderful day!" attitude.

People like that should be thrown to the lions.

[Joods]

You open your eyes to the sight of a furry, whiskered face, as a cat sits on your chest in a subtle attempt to remind you that the food bowl is only three-quarters full.

That's what a professional sized cake pan that easily holds 36 cups of cake batter is for.... 



Like you, we have a pile of cats (5) so we need a feeding trough. That water bowl holds 2.5 gallons of water. It lasts almost two weeks. The cake pan/food dish, when full, lasts four days.

Oh, I should point out that Dill, the asshole "kitten", keeps moving the water bowl away from the wall - when it's full. It's a very heavy thing so I can't for the life of me understand how he does it. I bought that black rubbery shelf liner and taped it to the floor in the hopes he wouldn't be able to move it anymore and he still manages to do it.