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Nice Going, "God."
#51
RE: Nice Going, "God."
G-C is sort of like our resident puppy around here.  We're always having to rub his nose in the shit he drops on the floor.

The thing is, puppies eventually learn.  G-C never seems to catch on.
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#52
RE: Nice Going, "God."
(September 29, 2017 at 4:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: G-C is sort of like our resident puppy around here.  We're always having to rub his nose in the shit he drops on the floor.

The thing is, puppies eventually learn.  G-C never seems to catch on.

He has his charms (in a three-legged-hairless-dog-with-a-skin-condition sort of way).
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#53
RE: Nice Going, "God."
What?  He can lick his balls?
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#54
RE: Nice Going, "God."
(September 29, 2017 at 6:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What?  He can lick his balls?

If he does, it will be the first completely sensible demonstration of reason I will have seen from him.
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#55
RE: Nice Going, "God."
(September 28, 2017 at 4:34 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote:
(September 28, 2017 at 3:31 pm)Godscreated Wrote:  Those unworthy twats as you call them make their choice just as you do. In the end you will have no one to blame but yourself.

GC

If my eyes could roll any harder they'd be popping out of their sockets. You act as if people have but a single choice to make. They don't. Belief doesn't work like that. Your simplistic view of the world would be laughable if it wasn't so goddamn sad.

 You do have only one choice to make when it comes to your eternal life. This is actually the only free choice God gives us, though He does allow us to choose many things He doesn't have to.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#56
RE: Nice Going, "God."
(September 29, 2017 at 11:20 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(September 28, 2017 at 4:34 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote: If my eyes could roll any harder they'd be popping out of their sockets. You act as if people have but a single choice to make. They don't. Belief doesn't work like that. Your simplistic view of the world would be laughable if it wasn't so goddamn sad.

 You do have only one choice to make when it comes to your eternal life. This is actually the only free choice God gives us, though He does allow us to choose many things He doesn't have to.

GC
*my emphasis*

According to Christianity. Again, you act as if this is the only choice. It isn't. Sure, we get it, GC, you've chosen your racehorse but that doesn't mean it's the only one on the track.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#57
RE: Nice Going, "God."
(September 30, 2017 at 5:03 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote:
(September 29, 2017 at 11:20 pm)Godscreated Wrote:  You do have only one choice to make when it comes to your eternal life. This is actually the only free choice God gives us, though He does allow us to choose many things He doesn't have to.

GC
*my emphasis*

According to Christianity. Again, you act as if this is the only choice. It isn't. Sure, we get it, GC, you've chosen your racehorse but that doesn't mean it's the only one on the track.

 It 's if you want an eternal life with God, other wise it will be an eternal punishment through separation from God.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#58
RE: Nice Going, "God."
(October 3, 2017 at 12:12 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(September 30, 2017 at 5:03 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote: *my emphasis*

According to Christianity. Again, you act as if this is the only choice. It isn't. Sure, we get it, GC, you've chosen your racehorse but that doesn't mean it's the only one on the track.

 It 's if you want an eternal life with God, other wise it will be an eternal punishment through separation from God.

GC

I almost want to give you a high five for your commitment to willful obstinance. You've made it into a sport.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#59
RE: Nice Going, "God."
(October 3, 2017 at 12:27 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote:
(October 3, 2017 at 12:12 pm)Godscreated Wrote:  It 's if you want an eternal life with God, other wise it will be an eternal punishment through separation from God.

GC

I almost want to give you a high five for your commitment to willful obstinance. You've made it into a sport.

 Your pretended ignorance will be no acceptable excuse before God at the time of your judgement.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#60
RE: Nice Going, "God."
(October 3, 2017 at 1:26 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(October 3, 2017 at 12:27 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote: I almost want to give you a high five for your commitment to willful obstinance. You've made it into a sport.

 Your pretended ignorance will be no acceptable excuse before God at the time of your judgement.

GC

Don't worry, GC, if everything is as you think it will be when we die I'm sure your god will provide enough lube and tissues so you can jack off at the thought of our torture. 🙄
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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