The dark magic

[Mystic]

They follow the dark magic
The unclear knots regarding the Quran
When Hussain was killed, the reminder,
Son of the reminder,
Grandson of the reminder,
The 9 remaining reminders,
All they could do is do their best,
To salvage the reminder,
The written reminder is read is with a dark magic,
Trust no one in these dark times,
But the family of the reminder,
Just as the twelve Captains of the covenant of mount Sinai,
The twelve who succeeded Moses,
Were hated for the name of God,
As by the name of God is the salvation ship,
The twelve successors from Quraysh,
Were hated and instead the Illuminati from Quraysh,
Were followed,
Hearts of devils In human bodies were followed,
The authority talked about in Quran
Was disbelieved in and instead the sorcery of mostly female witches rules today,
As it did in the past, so it does today,
For Abu Lahab was so because of the carrier of the wood.

[Athene]

The Dark Knight:

"He's the hero Gotham deserves, 
but not the one it needs right now. 
So we'll hunt him. 
Because he can take it. 
Because he's not our hero. 
He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. 
A dark knight."  
                          - Jim Gordon

[Aoi Magi]

Harry Potter,
the magically known.
He grew up in 4 Privet Drive,
His muggle home.
He had hair jet-black,
and brightly green.
He was small yet fast,
Quiet yet keen.
A boy so little,
so smart and great.
Had known none of his past,
His parents fate.
He had but 2 friends,
both funny and true.
Ron Weasley,
and Hermione Granger, too.
Harry Potter was famous across the land,
now I think we need to take a stand.
Oh J.K. Rowling,
don't stop writing silly!
I love those books!
More then food or TV!

- IrOnChEf911

[Little lunch]

White magic is better.
'The Milky Bar Kid'.

[Whateverist]

Higamous, hogamous
woman is monogamous;
hogamous, higamous
man is polygamous.

[JackRussell]

I like chocolate on Friday.

[ignoramus]

C'mon MK. What are you doing? You know how much coal spewed in the atmosphere to create the electricity so you can fire up your computer to type that?

Your preaching is literally killing us! *cough* *cough* Stop it!

[LadyForCamus]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

[ignoramus]

LFC, I hope you're not reading to the kiddies at bedtime from those books! hehehe

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

You may talk of rock 'n roll and those cats who belt out soul,
And those ding-a-lings who croon with half a voice.
But when it comes to singing that'll set the rafters ringing,
Then an operatic tenor is your choice.

Now the tenor is the guy who can hit those notes so high,
That they travel way beyond the mezzanine.
And of all that noisy gang, there was never one who sang,
Like that mighty little tenor, Arthur Freen.

And it's 'Freen! Freen! Freen!', with his vocal cords all sprayed with Listerine...

(Sorry, that's all I remember. Can't find it online. )

Boru