The dark magic

[Edwardo Piet]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

One of my favorites LOL!

Here's my contribution to "dark magic":

[WinterHold]

Was disbelieved in and instead the sorcery of mostly female witches rules today,

Don't blame your obsession with sex at women. Please.
So; now you're horny because "these female witches" are making you horny?
Please; draw in your penis; it's your fault not theirs.

Take it as an advice -which I'm sure about-; in front of rifles, guns, bombs and good tactics, magic is exposed as being a slight of hand, or using "fear tactics" to scare simple minded people. After all the world have seen and witnessed, you really believe in magic?

Eventually; the winner is the owner of the knowledge. That is the person that can do "authentic magic" like atomic weapons, medications, renewal energy...etc.
That is the real magic which is offered at so many universities around the world; and it is actually used to teat you when you're sick.

A magic that makes things happen. Make empires rise, make people live and build on the surface of this planet.

Stop being lazy. Things don't happen with a single word like you believe. If you want proof; then go on with your beliefs, and tell me about the results later on.
Iran; which shares the same religious views with you; is building an atomic bomb right now. Please tell me why? why don't they use "dark magic" instead?

I think they know deep inside, that they'll get their asses kicked if they did so.

And as a reminder; what God told Moses about magicians:

Sura 20, The Quran:
( 65 )   They said, "O Moses, either you throw or we will be the first to throw."
( 66 )   He said, "Rather, you throw." And suddenly their ropes and staffs seemed to him from their magic that they were moving [like snakes].
( 67 )   And he sensed within himself apprehension, did Moses.
( 68 )   Allah said, "Fear not. Indeed, it is you who are superior.
( 69 )   And throw what is in your right hand; it will swallow up what they have crafted. What they have crafted is but the trick of a magician, and the magician will not succeed wherever he is."
( 70 )   So the magicians fell down in prostration. They said, "We have believed in the Lord of Aaron and Moses."

There is no "dark magic" or flying watermelons.
There is always the "trick of the magician".

Stop fooling yourself with these stories, and see why you fail in life. Life is cruel; OP. Deal with it. God is watching you.