Well hello

[The Valkyrie]

Welcome.

No swinging cats, dead or otherwise.

Especially at Christians.

But you can swing anything full of bricks or that is sharp, at most Christians. if you like.

[Abaddon_ire]

Hitting xtians is almost the whole point of swinging cats.

Hi new guy! Unless you're a sock of an old guy, in which case... well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Well, I wear socks but not with sandals, never.

Have I ever operated sock accounts? Sure, but only on my own sites on behalf of customers for the purpose of security tests. Elsewise, I find it to be the very lowest form of scumbaggery. Opinions vary. Some think it amusing. I don't. A lot of my working day is just burned wasting time on such nonsense. Case in point, we just have a terminal case of false reporting of website activity winding down as we speak. It has been seven days of my time, and who knows how many hours of my colleagues time nor how many hours of the customers time, nor how many hours of the security CSR wonks that they hired. That's a week of my life I won't be getting back in a hurry. And if the legals get involved, suits will be ten aplenty.

And that is exactly what religion does. It straight up steals the lives of everyone. Just because.  Sorry, just because does not wash as an excuse for abuse, in fact it is one of the stupid religious lumps of crap that drives me to curse and swear.

Now in due fairness, the "wolf in sheeps clothing" gambit is a tried and tested tactic of the god-botherers, that is true. I take a dim view of it myself. However, my first port of call is not a "call out".

And I apologise if I sound a little scratchy, but lately I have a god-nut on hand who makes the following claims: He is god, he is the wife of god, he has had sex with god, he married god, he is my divine mother, he is your divine mother, he is everyone's divine mother, he has to forgive us all/punish us all/teach us all. It's nuts. Pardon my rant, but there it is in all it's nutty glory.

[The Industrial Atheist]

Welcome, Abaddon! I hope you enjoy our forums.

[chimp3]

Welcome. I believe you are safe from Mr ThoughtCurvature here. Until a sock appears, that is.

[brewer]

Oh, that guy. He took really really bad selfies.

[Abaddon_ire]

Welcome. I believe you are safe from Mr ThoughtCurvature here. Until a sock appears, that is.

Ah, he has a habit of doing that as I discovered, and again, my apologies for ranting, but it gets deeply frustrating when one is forbidden from calling a lunatic a lunatic. I would likely not even have found this place were it not for the programming swivel eyed loon. And he isn't even the wonk who got me on my high horse anyway.

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Oh, that guy. He took really really bad selfies.

Yep. Those were flat out creepy. All I could make of them was steroid addled bench press junkie in a disturbing way.

[chimp3]

Welcome. I believe you are safe from Mr ThoughtCurvature here. Until a sock appears, that is.

Ah, he has a habit of doing that as I discovered, and again, my apologies for ranting, but it gets deeply frustrating when one is forbidden from calling a lunatic a lunatic. I would likely not even have found this place were it not for the programming swivel eyed loon. And he isn't even the wonk who got me on my high horse anyway

On this forum we openly rant and call lunatics lunatics. Welcome again!

[ignoramus]

The culprit sounds like a cross between Programming Jordan and the dishonourable Mr Killingsworth!

Welcome to heathen central btw.

[Abaddon_ire]

The culprit sounds like a cross between Programming Jordan and the dishonourable Mr Killingsworth!

Welcome to heathen central btw.

Worse. The loon in question appeared out of nowhere, claimed to be god, the son of god, the wife of god married to god, had sex with god, is my mother, your mother and everyone's mother. The programming deity is just a wingnut. This other guy is offering ABH.

On foot of such wild claims, I stepped back a bit. These are very specific claims (he named individuals, neighbourhoods and townships) 

Being a diligent skeptic, I thought, well, I can check that so I made contact and asked question of the principles to ascertain the facts. And that is exactly where it went mad. The victims confirmed details replete with court details. The wingnut in question happily admits that all of it is true and claims it as proof of his godhood. End result? A whole town of 5,000 souls took out an injunction barring him from being within 500m of the town or any of it's residents.And from him? Well that just proves he is god.

Now, I will happily provide any details so that anyone here could if they so chose register and comment. However, fair warning, the mod regime there is borked. What I just posted would be infracted in short order.

[ignoramus]

I don't blame him. The poor man.. God does that to people.