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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
March 31, 2018 at 9:33 am (This post was last modified: March 31, 2018 at 9:34 am by Fake Messiah.)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
March 31, 2018 at 9:53 am
(October 8, 2017 at 11:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Let's just wait and see if/when she advocates cutting off your right ring finger for some bizarre reason:

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Please tell me I'm not the only person here to get this joke...

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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
March 31, 2018 at 12:28 pm
(October 8, 2017 at 8:14 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 7:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Anal prayer beads, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,...............

You had to know I'd go there. (slurp)

You just know what Min would tell you to do with those analysis prayer beads!

ROFLOL

Correct.
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
June 16, 2018 at 10:52 pm
(October 8, 2017 at 3:43 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: ... prevent illnesses and mud baths and rocks you put in your vagina. 
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
June 17, 2018 at 12:16 am
(June 16, 2018 at 10:52 pm)*Deidre* Wrote:
(October 8, 2017 at 3:43 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: ... prevent illnesses and mud baths and rocks you put in your vagina. 
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That looks more like maybe than no.




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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
June 17, 2018 at 12:37 am
lol It's more like...um, what?
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
June 17, 2018 at 3:53 am
One born every minute!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
June 17, 2018 at 4:09 am
I have a recommendation for people who ask about "alternative medicine" in my specialty field.

I tell them all they need is an altar, an Aztec priest with an obsidian knife, and a need to please a god of the underworld.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
June 17, 2018 at 9:40 am
(June 17, 2018 at 4:09 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have a recommendation for people who ask about "alternative medicine" in my specialty field.

I tell them all they need is an altar, an Aztec priest with an obsidian knife, and a need to please a god of the underworld.

Tell them about "an alternative to medicene" it's called Death Smile
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RE: Gwyneth Paltrow
June 17, 2018 at 12:46 pm
(June 17, 2018 at 4:09 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have a recommendation for people who ask about "alternative medicine" in my specialty field.

I tell them all they need is an altar, an Aztec priest with an obsidian knife, and a need to please a god of the underworld.

There's a hidden religious zealot in all of us. haha  Big Grin
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