What atheism is REALLY all about

[Joods]

Listen up, sweetie, I don't care who you are or who you claim to be. When you start paying MY bills and providing me with all the necessities I require, then and ONLY then, can you presume to know what I think or who I'm angry at. And you'll still be wrong.

Got it?

Go back to playing in heavy traffic TC. No one wants you here.

[Crossless2.0]

And to think I was kind enough to extend a welcome to you. I want it back now, please. I don't welcome hate-filled bigoted bastards.

I always suspected you were a sucker for a chick in a nun's habit!

[LadyForCamus]

Hello TrueChristian

That's what I said!!!   Okay, I think you and I should be promoted on the spot.  😁

[Jackalope]

I think CD's on the case.

Nah, I have not a fuck to give. Mods'll handle it iffin it needs handling.

[The Valkyrie]

If he's described as the Catholic Billy Graham then that's a point against him right there.

[Minimalist]

Sheens got it right.

You all are atheists because you don't want god, not cuz you don't really think He is there

Fuck god.

[Javaman]

I personally think you atheists should be put into barbed wire camps far away from civilized folk.

You'd like it there, in Kansas or perhaps Utah.

You'd get to be around only atheists and work on fun projects with  them.

If we provide booze, dunking donuts and cookies and ice cream galore you won't even mind

If the booze is craft beer, I'm in. Add in authentic poutine and Montreal smoked meat sandwiches and I'll call it heaven. I'm assuming we don't have to actually work and contribute to society like we currently do.

If not, well, you can fuck right off (just trying to hold to the OP's stereotype of the angry atheist here).

P.S. People like Sheen are the reasons atheists are so frequently dismissive and insulting towards Christian apologists. His "quote" is so full of wrong, it's hard to decide how and where to start dissecting such nonsense.

P.P.S Timeless Wisdom my ass

[Little lunch]

I love how they come on here, lie about who they are and then act like they're better people.
It's just like the ten commandments. Follow these rules, unless they're non-Jewish, in which case you can do what you like.
Now it's, be good to other x-tians but it's ok to lie and deceive non-believers.

[Javaman]

Hehe, same.

I'd open a beer if there weren't so many calories.  Oh well it'll still be a good moment .. like when the light goes out of the cyborg's eye at the end of The Terminator.

Jeebus man, with that kind of attitude, you'll never make it into the Utah Booze and Doughnut Camp for Angry Atheists.

No wonder God hates figs atheists.

P.S. UBDCAA is a highly catchy acronym, amirite?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Actually, God was reading this thread earlier. He had His tongue up Satan's ass, looking for His wristwatch, but He was reading it.