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What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
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What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 12:42 pm
Wait to pickle your liver another day?

Or, walk on broken glass, jump in a volcano, or vote for 45?

I'm not asking for myself, but a "friend". Big Grin
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 12:43 pm
I rarely drink. I'd be fine.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 12:55 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 12:43 pm)c172 Wrote: I rarely drink. I'd be fine.

UGGG, boring answer in a HUMOR THREAD.

True but I was looking for, "Arrest all alcoholics"

Or,

"Opiate problem, what opiate problem?"

You are killing my thread. I was going to start a Frat called "Eyewannatapakeg"

Or "EWK"

Is "W" a Greek letter? Oh wait, maybe I should not bring up "W" he got into the Ivy league because of daddy.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 12:58 pm
Soz...
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 1:06 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 12:58 pm)c172 Wrote: Soz...

I really do think that our bullshit attitude about everything is about this marketing about being a super hero in all contexts of life, forgetting we are not super human, like this following clip. But the same could be said for testosterone and war. 



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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 1:38 pm
What would you do if you got pregnant and couldn't drink but could sit there and watch your husband get wasted?

Make fun of him for being drunk in front of his parents. That's what I did. lol
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 1:40 pm
Haha!

I dunno what I'd do. Just find another way to amuse myself, I suppose.

I'm drinking Bud Light right now and ....... FUCKING HELL. The emphasis really is on the *light*. I may as well be drinking water.
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 1:42 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 1:40 pm)Hammy Wrote: Haha!

I dunno what I'd do. Just find another way to amuse myself, I suppose.

I'm drinking Bud Light right now and ....... FUCKING HELL. The emphasis really is on the *light*. I may as well be drinking water.

Ewwwwwwwww lol As a beer snob I turn my nose up to budlight :p
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 1:43 pm (This post was last modified: October 16, 2017 at 1:43 pm by Losty.)
Even club soda has stronger flavor than bud light lol
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RE: What would you do if you ran out of beer/booze?
October 16, 2017 at 1:46 pm
(October 16, 2017 at 1:42 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote:
(October 16, 2017 at 1:40 pm)Hammy Wrote: Haha!

I dunno what I'd do. Just find another way to amuse myself, I suppose.

I'm drinking Bud Light right now and ....... FUCKING HELL. The emphasis really is on the *light*. I may as well be drinking water.

Ewwwwwwwww lol As a beer snob I turn my nose up to budlight :p

Good. This is the first time I've tried it and it's fucking shit.

I recently found my new favorite beer ever. It's this one:

[Image: Timothy_Taylor_s_Bolt_Maker.jpg]

It's a local championship beer. And it's frigging delicious.
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