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You know what I've always wondered?
#61
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
(October 19, 2017 at 4:25 pm)JackRussell Wrote: What's an incel?

Is this something about rape culture?

INvoluntarily CELibate. Losers whose personalities or personal traits drive most women away. I knew a couple of them where I used to work. Gawd, what bitches.
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#62
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
We've all heard of the ugly ones with nice personalities, but you're saying that there's ugly ones on the outside and the inside? No excuses. You have control of how you come across to others socially.
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#63
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
(October 19, 2017 at 6:24 pm)ignoramus Wrote: We've all heard of the ugly ones with nice personalities, but you're saying that there's ugly ones on the outside and the inside? No excuses. You have control of how you come across to others socially.

beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right down to the bone.

(October 19, 2017 at 5:28 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(October 19, 2017 at 12:18 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Then what is a cookie to you?  Or do you even have them?

We have these biscuits called 'chocolate chip cookies' that are not cookies at all and are actually biscuits (although you'd call them cookies).

Confusing, yes?

It's the Britishian way.

Chips are fat french fries. And fat french fries must never be called "fat french fies" (so please call me a "cunthead")... they must be always referred to as "chips".

Thin french fries are always called simply "french fries". And usually unless we're copying Americans we never call them "fries" but always either "French Fries" or just "chips." French Fries can be referred to as "chips" but chips as in big-fat-assed-chips must never ever be referred to as "fries" or "french fries".

Potato chips are always called "crisps." Except cheesy poofs that are usually referred to as either "Wotsits" or "cheesy puffs".

To have a takeout is to have a "takeaway".

To sit on one's fanny means to sit on one's vagina.

You probably know the rest.

Don't for fuck sake mention Jaffa cakes, you've confused them enough.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#64
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
(October 19, 2017 at 6:06 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(October 19, 2017 at 4:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Another Euthyphro moment.

Is an orange called an orange because it is orange, or is orange called orange because it is the colour of an orange?

It's the fruit that named the color - the color name wasn't used until like the 16th century.

Don't you watch QI?

K Series, Episode 1.

QI is one of the best shows ever. Menstruation.

Whoops. I did that wrong.

I meant: QI is one of the best shows ever. Period.
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#65
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
Why does every profile I see on online dating apps have photos with a motorcycle or a sedated tiger?
Haven't figured that one out yet.

-Teresa
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#66
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
They're angling for the super select chunk of the online dating population that responded affirmatively to getting moto-gripped by a jungle cat?
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#67
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
(October 19, 2017 at 10:18 pm)Khemikal Wrote: They're angling for the super select chunk of the online dating population that responded affirmatively to getting moto-gripped by a jungle cat?

Dunno, your guess is as good as mine. lol

-Teresa
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#68
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
(October 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Why does every profile I see on online dating apps have photos with a motorcycle or a sedated tiger?
Haven't figured that one out yet.

-Teresa

Probably because people tend to mostly like pictures of themselves on vacations, doing exotic things or doing their hobby.

Motocycles are death machines. Don't date a motorcyclist.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#69
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
(October 20, 2017 at 9:45 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(October 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Why does every profile I see on online dating apps have photos with a motorcycle or a sedated tiger?
Haven't figured that one out yet.

-Teresa

Probably because people tend to mostly like pictures of themselves on vacations, doing exotic things or doing their hobby.

Motocycles are death machines.  Don't date a motorcyclist.

It can't be easy being married to any of these blokes.



It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#70
RE: You know what I've always wondered?
Who wrote the book of love?
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