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Poll: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
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Mom
18.18%
2 18.18%
Dad
27.27%
3 27.27%
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54.55%
6 54.55%
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Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
#11
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
Both of my parents were solid.
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#12
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
My father and I are buddies.

My mother and I are coldy distant.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
It's complicated.

Mom is less abusive. Dad has influenced me more. Both of them meant well.
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#14
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
This thread is reinforcing my belief that I'm the luckiest fucker who ever lived....

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
(October 18, 2017 at 5:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This thread is reinforcing my belief that I'm the luckiest fucker who ever lived....

Boru

My dad is one of those people with a ridiculously high IQ but who is a fucking bastard. He's also less smart than me. Go figure.

And my mom's IQ is higher than Stephen Hawking. She's DEFINITELY less smart than me. Go figure.

And Stephen Hawking has said himself that people who brag about IQ are losers. He's right.

I can barely get past question one because I overanalyse it to death. Failing to answer any questions is apaprently the same as answering them all incorrrectly to all IQ tests. Well that's retarded. Apparently I'm less smart than George W bush because I never get past question 1. SUREEEEEEEEEEEE.

FUCK IQ tests. Fast thinking is not deep thinking.
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#16
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
The primary use of an IQ test is to determine how well one takes IQ tests.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#17
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
My mom and dad are such different people it's a continuing source of wonder they managed to get together long enough to produce me.

I like (and love) them both, but there's no question that Dad is the more entertaining one to be around, at least before the 7th beer. Mom is definitely the more solid of the two when it comes to the practical stuff. I could do without her endless cat stories, though.
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#18
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
(October 18, 2017 at 5:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The primary use of an IQ test is to determine how well one takes IQ tests.

Boru

LMAO

You know what I think IQ tests are for?

To find the people that are stupid enough to brag about IQ tests.

Love you Boru. That's not a gay thing. Not that you'd care.

NotTheRealBoru

Whoops, I fucked that up. I'm supposed to be trying to tease you here. Okay let me try again.

TheRealBoru

Better.
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#19
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
(October 18, 2017 at 3:42 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Both of my parents were solid.


Lucky you. My Da was kind of gassy.  *rimshot*

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#20
RE: Who do you like more Mom or Dad?
I used to tell people I was raised in a single parent household. The Y-donor was there, but it was best to avoid him.
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