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FOOD!
#1
FOOD!
Ok, so I am preparing to cook, and every damned time I am in the kitchen doing anything, even if it is just putting things away in the fridge, my cat bolts out of his hiding place like The Flash, jumps on the counter as if to say, " What about me?"

He is so fucking cute!

Seriously, think of any old Warner Brothers cartoon where a character dashes out of a room and all the objects swish following it out of the room. 

He did that just now and all I could hear was a blaze of pitter patter and suddenly he is on the  kitchen counter meowing at me.

I swear my cat should be hired as a CIA agent, he can sniff anything out. I swear, if scientists really could invent the transporter from Star Trek or make worm holes, the first thing they should do is consult my cat.
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RE: FOOD!
EABUC#2 has been trained to not jump on the counters.

He doesn't claw the furniture or the Klipsch Cornwalls either.


Neener, neener, neener !!


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RE: FOOD!
(October 29, 2017 at 2:41 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: EABUC#2 has been trained to not jump on the counters.

He doesn't claw the furniture or the Klipsch Cornwalls either.


Neener, neener, neener !!


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I am not concerned about him being on the counters. I simply think it is funny how he bolts like lightening when he thinks I am going to eat, and wants to participate even if he isn't hungry.
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