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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 5:40 pm
(November 2, 2017 at 2:54 pm)Cyberman Wrote: (November 2, 2017 at 2:34 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: What if the demon only speaks welsh??
Well, it'd prove it was a demon.
Ahh.... that explains a lot, Mrs Zebo is Welsh! (but she escaped to sunny England!)
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 7:53 pm
Quote:.and it;s ridiculous to imagine that some catholic priest can resist -that-.
The evidence suggests that they do not resist.
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 5:51 pm
(November 2, 2017 at 6:25 am)pocaracas Wrote: Seen in The Times:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/catho...f364ae622e
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Satan may now be driven out by English incantations, rather than only Latin, after the US Conference of Catholic Bishops made available a translation of the church’s exorcism rituals.
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Because demons have now learned English.
Before, they only knew Latin, clearly!
Does that mean that Harry Potter can now make incantations in English, too?
Instead of Lumos, it can now be Lightos!
Can you imagine it in a yorkshire accent
''Na then lad, that best get outta theya, or T' Lawd will come and kick thi ass, thou vile demon be gone and go ryte to hell''
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 5:55 pm
(November 4, 2017 at 5:51 pm)possibletarian Wrote: (November 2, 2017 at 6:25 am)pocaracas Wrote: Seen in The Times:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/catho...f364ae622e
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Satan may now be driven out by English incantations, rather than only Latin, after the US Conference of Catholic Bishops made available a translation of the church’s exorcism rituals.
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Because demons have now learned English.
Before, they only knew Latin, clearly!
Does that mean that Harry Potter can now make incantations in English, too?
Instead of Lumos, it can now be Lightos!
Can you imagine it in a yorkshire accent
''Na then lad, that best get outta theya, or T' Lawd will come and kick thi ass, thou vile demon be gone and go ryte to hell''
Or scouse
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:10 pm
Or scouse
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:23 pm
How about Geordie?
"Why-aye, demon, man! Ye canna hang aroon here lookin' laik a spare prick at a fuckin weddin! Fuck off back t'weer ye cam from or ah'll kick yer aarse aall roon the toon sae fuckin ard, yuz'll be wearin yer bollocks fer a hat!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:26 pm
Or brum
Tara for a bit yow bloody demon 
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:26 pm
"why-aye,Demon,man! Feel the force! Aroon here lookin' laik a spare prick at a fuckin weddin, ye canna hang! Hmmmm! Off back t'weer ye cam from or ah'll kick yer aarse aall roon the toon sae fuckin ard, hmmm.. The dark side I sense in you! Hmmmm!. The dark side I sense in you. Feel the force!,Wearin yer bollocks fer a hat, yuz'll be! "
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:30 pm
(November 4, 2017 at 6:26 pm)Cod Wrote: Or brum
Tara for a bit yow bloody demon
Bit close to home, but different enough area code to be okay.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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