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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 5:40 pm
(November 2, 2017 at 2:54 pm)Cyberman Wrote: (November 2, 2017 at 2:34 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: What if the demon only speaks welsh??
Well, it'd prove it was a demon.
Ahh.... that explains a lot, Mrs Zebo is Welsh! (but she escaped to sunny England!)
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 5:51 pm
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:10 pm
Or scouse
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:23 pm
How about Geordie?
"Why-aye, demon, man! Ye canna hang aroon here lookin' laik a spare prick at a fuckin weddin! Fuck off back t'weer ye cam from or ah'll kick yer aarse aall roon the toon sae fuckin ard, yuz'll be wearin yer bollocks fer a hat!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:26 pm
"why-aye,Demon,man! Feel the force! Aroon here lookin' laik a spare prick at a fuckin weddin, ye canna hang! Hmmmm! Off back t'weer ye cam from or ah'll kick yer aarse aall roon the toon sae fuckin ard, hmmm.. The dark side I sense in you! Hmmmm!. The dark side I sense in you. Feel the force!,Wearin yer bollocks fer a hat, yuz'll be! "
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 6:30 pm
(November 4, 2017 at 6:26 pm)Cod Wrote: Or brum
Tara for a bit yow bloody demon 
Bit close to home, but different enough area code to be okay.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
