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man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling

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man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 1:34 pm
This makes me think of Leslie Knope.
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 1:35 pm (This post was last modified: November 3, 2017 at 1:36 pm by LadyForCamus.)
That's fucking hysterical.
(November 3, 2017 at 1:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: This makes me think of Leslie Knope.

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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 1:38 pm
(November 3, 2017 at 11:31 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow what an idiot.


Someone should work that into the title of a new thread.   Big Grin
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 2:28 pm (This post was last modified: November 3, 2017 at 2:29 pm by Amarok.)
Never counseled a lion before . I once humored a 5 year old and  counseled her dog . I wonder what Mutua would suggest as a treatment?
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 2:51 pm
Ingestion of a rabid homophobe could do the trick.
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 6:36 pm
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 6:41 pm
Stupid and ignorance aren't exactly in short supply.

I know jack about leonine behavior but I have to wonder if it's possibly a show of dominance.

In any case, the idea that another species learned sexual behavior from humans is ludicrous.
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 6:46 pm
(November 3, 2017 at 6:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I know jack about leonine behavior but I have to wonder if it's possibly a show of dominance.

That is a common explanation among people who study lions and have witnessed this behaviour and noticed that it seems to invariably lack the yowling orgasm that  accompanies legitimate mating.
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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 6:49 pm
Yesssssssssss, blame the huuuumuns.

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RE: man thinks gay lions learnt it from humans and deserve counselling
November 3, 2017 at 6:54 pm
(November 3, 2017 at 6:46 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(November 3, 2017 at 6:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I know jack about leonine behavior but I have to wonder if it's possibly a show of dominance.

That is a common explanation among people who study lions and have witnessed this behaviour and noticed that it seems to invariably lack the yowling orgasm that  accompanies legitimate mating.

But oddly enough other species do
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