A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I would just shove their bibles into their mouths.

I would just light their bibles and shove them into their mouths. 

[Faith No More]

So.... Your street preachers doing a lot of praying are they???

Not really getting what magic is supposed to happen here...

Congratulations, genius. You just replied to a six year old post written by a person that hasn't been here in five years.

[Edwardo Piet]

It's because Drich is really really smart.

Oh no wait he's not he's an idiot.

[brewer]

So.... Your street preachers doing a lot of praying are they???

Not really getting what magic is supposed to happen here...

Congratulations, genius.  You just replied to a six year old post written by a person that hasn't been here in five years.

Can we make a PSA about this. Let's see, maybe "Your Brain on God"?

[robvalue]

Street preachers, noise polluters of the worst kind.

I happen to be a gay man who used to be or used to be associated with street preachers. Then, when I was harmed by them by being forced to consent to a gay exorcism and told that I was never truly a believer to begin with, I had to escape, costing me my job of 5 years. I know another way of shutting the street preacher's mouth and as a gay man, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Remember male hookup apps like Grindr, Growlr, Scruff, Adam4Adam and others? First of all, create a fake account on any app (if you're gay and already have any of the apps, you are one step ahead). Secondly, just make sure that the location where the street evangelists has wifi or you have your own wifi on your android phone. Thirdly, approach them. Finally, turn on any hookup app and let it do all the hypocrisy exposure. Best if done at a gay pride event.

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