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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 12:15 pm
The glory of god.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 12:43 pm
Do you want to tell him he's not handsome or should I?
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 3:53 pm
ARGUMENT FROM INCOHERENT BABBLE
(1) See that person spazzing on the church floor babbling incoherently?
(2) That's how God's infinite wisdom reveals itself.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 4:03 pm
My name is William(Bill) McCoy. My clown persona is M. T. Head and he is a jackass.
Let me see if I can get a song stuck in your head. Wedding Bell Blues--5th Dimension.
BILL! I love you so, I always will. Your voice is a chorus of carousels.
BILL! I love you so, I always will...
BILL! I love you so, I always will...
Is it working?!
Only to His glory, M. T. Head
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 5:41 pm
Let's play a game - insane or Poe?
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 6:06 pm
A unique approach to comedy
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 7:07 pm
More tragic than comic. With a side of desperate.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 7:17 pm
I'm gonna go with untreated Lyme Disease. I dunno...
Just feels right, somehow.
I'll put $3 on it.
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 7:19 pm
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I see your $3 and raise you $10 that this man is having a stroke, and we're all too self-involved and uncaring to call an ambulance.
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RE: Anti-Theism
December 6, 2017 at 8:35 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
