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Going To A Church Tonight

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Going To A Church Tonight
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Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 7:55 pm
The Phoenix Symphony is doing Handel's Messiah at one.  The only way they'll get me into one of those dens of ill repute!

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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 8:16 pm
California Ballet Company, a amjor company here in San Diego, did a performance earlier this year at what I thought was a converted church, but somebody there said it's still active.

Oh, well. nobody approached me about my godbeliefs, as often happens to me due to my disability (I attract holy rollers like a magnet).
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 8:16 pm
I think Min's finally lost his marbles!

If he comes home with a funny hat we'll know for sure...
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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 8:48 pm
Min!

Don't do it.

Arson isn't the answer!!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 9:02 pm
Anally birthing another Jesus for the congregation ???
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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 9:50 pm
I was about to flame this thread after reading the title but...ok, a classical music performance is acceptable. I'll let that one slide.

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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 10:38 pm
Oh, the things I would have done to see Min sitting in a church with my very own eyes. The things!
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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 10:53 pm
(December 7, 2017 at 10:38 pm)J a c k Wrote: Oh, the things I would have done to see Min sitting in a church with my very own eyes. The things!

Do tell...

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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 10:59 pm
Is it to much to hope that it's greek orthodox?
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RE: Going To A Church Tonight
December 7, 2017 at 11:01 pm
(December 7, 2017 at 10:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 7, 2017 at 10:38 pm)J a c k Wrote: Oh, the things I would have done to see Min sitting in a church with my very own eyes. The things!

Do tell...

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