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Proud slaves of God.
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Proud slaves of God.
So if serious believers act like God's slaves here, In heaven they would go full "North Korea" style worship mode. It sounds pointless unless you believe in hell.
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
(December 9, 2017 at 5:06 am)purplepurpose Wrote: So if serious believers act like God's slaves here, In heaven they would go full "North Korea" style worship mode. It sounds pointless unless you believe in hell.

Meh, fantasy man. Look, you can even find a lot of plot holes in the walking dead or game of thrones.

Also, free will dude (<--- see? I know all about the usual canards) Big Grin
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
(December 9, 2017 at 5:06 am)purplepurpose Wrote: So if serious believers act like God's slaves here, In heaven they would go full "North Korea" style worship mode. It sounds pointless unless you believe in hell.

Nonsense.  Kim jong un has only one dick and very few of his slaves will get to suck it.  Jesus has a dick for each and every one of the faithful to suck.

Also, when Kim does a facial on you, you can inwardly say "gross!" So long as you keep out outward expressions of ecstacy. When Jesus does a facial on you you need but to begin to form the thought of "Euuu!" before you findyourself roasting in hell.
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
(December 9, 2017 at 8:36 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(December 9, 2017 at 5:06 am)purplepurpose Wrote: So if serious believers act like God's slaves here, In heaven they would go full "North Korea" style worship mode. It sounds pointless unless you believe in hell.

Nonsense.  Kim jong un has only one dick and very few of his slaves will get to suck it.  Jesus has a dick for each and every one of the faithful to suck.

Also, when Kim does a facial on you, you can inwardly say "gross!" So long as you keep out outward expressions of ecstacy.   When Jesus does a facial on you you need but to begin to form the thought of "Euuu!" before you findyourself roasting in hell.




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RE: Proud slaves of God.
(December 9, 2017 at 9:52 am)purplepurpose Wrote:


Wait! Where did I see that priest? He looks familiar... Oh yes!



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
(December 9, 2017 at 5:06 am)purplepurpose Wrote: So if serious believers act like God's slaves here, In heaven they would go full "North Korea" style worship mode. It sounds pointless unless you believe in hell.

One day I will end. I don't want to, but need enough time to take care of my own. I once or twice selfishly tried to do that. how much of a fuck up you are for failing twice? Well, I suck at everything Big Grin

Let's see where this road leads. I will get to be 100 suckers, there is no rest for the wicked.
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
It is natural for a tiny drop of water to end up in the ocean and become the ocean herself.
At the same time it is natural for God s creation to go back to God and be God.
Unfortunately intellectuals are too thick to understand this simple point.
Too bad for them.
By the time these stubborn fools will understand how the whole system works they surely will bang their head on the wall thinking about all the time and lives wasted masturbating their thick brains.
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
(December 9, 2017 at 6:41 pm)Little Rik Wrote: It is natural for a tiny drop of water to end up in the ocean and become the ocean herself.  
At the same time it is natural for God s creation to go back to God and be God.  
Unfortunately intellectuals are too thick to understand this simple point.  
Too bad for them.  
By the time these stubborn fools will understand how the whole system works they surely will bang their head on the wall thinking about all the time and lives wasted masturbating their thick brains.

And how did "understanding" of drop in the ocean help you in life being so superior to scientists that are "wasting their time"? Since you are obviously not wasting time what useful did you do to better other people's lives? Did you invent cure for anything? Did you invent anything useful? Did you help cure people or better their lives in any way?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
(December 10, 2017 at 1:21 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(December 9, 2017 at 6:41 pm)Little Rik Wrote: It is natural for a tiny drop of water to end up in the ocean and become the ocean herself.  
At the same time it is natural for God s creation to go back to God and be God.  
Unfortunately intellectuals are too thick to understand this simple point.  
Too bad for them.  
By the time these stubborn fools will understand how the whole system works they surely will bang their head on the wall thinking about all the time and lives wasted masturbating their thick brains.

And how did "understanding" of drop in the ocean help you in life being so superior to scientists that are "wasting their time"? Since you are obviously not wasting time what useful did you do to better other people's lives? Did you invent cure for anything? Did you invent anything useful? Did you help cure people or better their lives in any way?

Interesting post brother unfortunately you think as a perfect intellectual which means that you don’t get it.
Suppose that God exist and suppose that you are God.
Would you really care whether some human being invented a spaceship or any other thing?
Why would you considering that within your mind you already got all the knowledge?

The only thing that God care is far far away from intellectual knowledge.
It is something else Messiah.
It is rather something that you never thought about.
It is all about loving each other and caring for all creation.
All the rest means very very little.
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RE: Proud slaves of God.
Some people prefer to be slaves rather than having the responsabilty that comes with freedom.
"By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none"

Charlie Chaplin
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