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Fuck you Alabama
#11
RE: Fuck you Alabama
While it's a great victory, it still pisses me off that so many fucking pricks would vote for a child predator.
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#12
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AND DOUG JONES WINS!

If only I could find that clip from UHF where the telethon U62 was holding to buy back their station license finally reached its goal at the last minute and everyone was celebrating. Sadly, it's not on Youtube for some reason.

So, here's a little message for Roy Moore: 






or this...






You know what, I'm tired of waiting for when the polls reach 100% instead of est. 99%. I'll be back when it's at 100%.
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#13
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It's amazing that it was this close, but at least we didn't elect a guy who has broken multiple laws. I don't know if Jones is a real progressive, or just a corporate democrat, but he's got to be better than Moore.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#14
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(December 12, 2017 at 11:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: While it's a great victory, it still pisses me off that so many fucking pricks would vote for a child predator.

It is Alabama, you know.
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#15
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Enjoying watching retired NBA player and Alabama native Charles Barkley gloat on CNN about Doug Jones's win.

-Teresa
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#16
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(December 13, 2017 at 12:02 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 12, 2017 at 11:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: While it's a great victory, it still pisses me off that so many fucking pricks would vote for a child predator.

It is Alabama, you know.

Yeah, but the girls weren't even related to him!
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#17
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I'm sure that's where he went wrong.
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#18
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And then Dear Leader tweets and yet again proves he doesn't know shit about American Government.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/stat...7733151744

Senate terms are 6 years, dumbass.
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#19
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(December 13, 2017 at 12:20 am)Minimalist Wrote: I'm sure that's where he went wrong.



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#20
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Fuck You Alabama anyway! Except for Emmylou Harris. She gets a pass!
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