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How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
#51
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
I want to be stuffed, then hung from a gibbet at the town gates as a warning to others.
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#52
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
(December 15, 2017 at 7:55 am)Cyberman Wrote: I want to be stuffed, then hung from a gibbet at the town gates as a warning to others.


Leave it to you to expand my vocabulary.  Can't say I ever noticed any gibbets when I visited in 2009. 

Read that as "giblet" at first with an unfortunate vision of you in a gravy.
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#53
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
After they take my organs for donation the rest will be turned into a tree. I figure it gives my family something to mourn around (seriously the real reason for graves instead of cremation) and I'm helping the environment!
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

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#54
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
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#55
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
Shhh I fixed it.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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#56
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
(December 15, 2017 at 12:27 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Not sure I'll have the intestinal fortitude to go thru with this but that outdoor forensic pathology lab keeps surfacing in my thoughts.

Plan B:

cremated and remains offered to county to grit the goddam bridge down the road when it's fucking icy.
The one at Purdue doesn't accept human cadavers. 

So you should call first...  Big Grin
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#57
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
Oh i got a good one - once they gut me for parts, use me as a stunt dummy in an action movie. I could get hit by a car or thrown off the top of a building or something. That'd be rad.
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- Thomas Jefferson
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#58
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
(December 15, 2017 at 9:39 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: After they take my organs for donation the rest will be turned into a tree. I figure it gives my family something to mourn around (seriously the real reason for graves instead of cremation) and I'm helping the environment!


Plus when the tree goes your heirs will get firewood.

(December 15, 2017 at 9:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: um . . .







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I guess I'm being dense.
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#59
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
My girlfriend wants her body to "stay intact" because she believes in the soul and the sanctity of her physical vessel or something along those lines. It's a tad upsetting to me because, at the end of the day our beliefs are just beliefs. They could be wrong. But what we KNOW to be true is that 20 people die every day waiting for an organ transplant. It's incredibly selfish to me not to allow your organs to be used and potentially save up to 50 lives.
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#60
RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
(December 15, 2017 at 10:09 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(December 15, 2017 at 9:39 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: After they take my organs for donation the rest will be turned into a tree. I figure it gives my family something to mourn around (seriously the real reason for graves instead of cremation) and I'm helping the environment!


Plus when the tree goes your heirs will get firewood.

(December 15, 2017 at 9:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: um . . .







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Huh  Huh  Huh  Huh


I guess I'm being dense.



Well, maybe the right deve and I could hook up post mortem and he'd have a good time or something . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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