Cake, but only if it is made of a Filet Mignon wrapped in bacon.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Type your favorite english word
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Cake, but only if it is made of a Filet Mignon wrapped in bacon.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Anodyne is my latest favorite English word.
-Teresa
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(December 16, 2017 at 2:07 pm)Hammy Wrote:(December 16, 2017 at 11:19 am)Chad32 Wrote: How dare you desecrate such a holy word with that usage? I unfriend you from my life!
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (December 16, 2017 at 2:07 pm)Hammy Wrote:(December 16, 2017 at 11:19 am)Chad32 Wrote: How dare you desecrate such a holy word with that usage? The cake is a lie.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 16, 2017 at 3:04 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(December 16, 2017 at 2:07 pm)Hammy Wrote: Cake is overrated anyway. I was wondering how long it was going to take to hear that reference.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
Poop.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh (December 16, 2017 at 11:40 am)Fireball Wrote: Cake, but only if it is made of a Filet Mignon wrapped in bacon. Who the fuck wraps bacon around a bottle of red wine?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Fuck.
felch
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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