Challenge: Plot a murder

[Aoi Magi]

Hmm, the safest for me I guess would be to lock Drich and Min in a room with a bed and.... pillows.

[paulpablo]

Got a plan..
You befriend the person you want to pwn then you go for a swim in the ocean one day, you plan a game where you're supposed to swim as far as possible and see who gets the farthest, but you'll both two of one of those automatically inflating life jackets so that you won't drown....only his life jacket is "faulty". The advantage is your weapon of choice isn't really a weapon, you won't need anybody else's help because you can make it faulty yourself, there won't be any witnesses in the middle of the ocean, no cameras, no nothing, you come back to the shore crying for help and collapse on the ground, wake up in the hospital and hear the "bad" (good) news and attend the funeral.,you attend a month of therapy from the shock and move somewhere else because the place keeps reminding you of your friend. Perfect crime?

1) I've never heard of anyone playing that game and I don't really think I know anyone who would play that game because it sounds crazy.

2) If there's a coast guard and you inform everyone of what just happened straight away, if they find the person alive or dead then you've definitely been caught.

3) People will be asking why you didn't let your friend cling to you since your life jacket was working.

4) Because the game is so risky/stupid I imagine that even a person who isn't risk averse would want to test the life jacket, in a standard situation where the life jacket is a precaution it might not be such a big deal, but in a game where a life jacket not working certain death by drowning then the person would probably test it.

[downbeatplumb]

Just a thought exercise...
How would you go about killing someone? Only condition is you can't be found as the murderer. It has a to be a clean job, the person that you have to take care of can be anyone.
How would you go about with this job?

So you've made an enemy and want us to do all the leg work for you .

Theres the old "beat them to death with a frozen leg of lamb then eat the murder weapon" ploy.

Stab with an icicle.

These are all cold based as after all it is Xmas.