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Not A Poll: Two People Are At A Picnic
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One (A) has a roast beef, cheese, and mango chutney sandwich on artisan bread with two bottles of Newkie Brown on ice. The other one (B) is preparing a delightful lunch of kale, watercress and medium-sized gravel.
You can only beat up one of them and steal their food. Which do you choose? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(*) Fuck all polls
Whatever happened to ham and cheese on a roll?
Ham and cheese has no place in this hypothetical.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: Not A Poll: Two People Are At A Picnic
January 10, 2018 at 1:51 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2018 at 1:58 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Beat up A and steal his food.
Kick B in the head on the way past. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Newc Brown on ice? I might slip back a little for that.
Okay okay. But the question is, does the gravel come from a horizontal or a vertical rock crusher?
Haven't had a nookie broon in a while. I'd take A's lunch, but I'd take B's lunch and feed it to a bunny, except for the pebbles. Those I would throw at B.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(January 10, 2018 at 4:38 pm)Fireball Wrote: Haven't had a nookie broon in a while. I'd take A's lunch, but I'd take B's lunch and feed it to a bunny, except for the pebbles. Those I would throw at B. ^^We have a winner. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Two nookies would make my day right now.
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