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Poll: Are you a singer?
This poll is closed.
Yes, I have a really great voice
5.88%
1 5.88%
Yes, I have a terrible voice
47.06%
8 47.06%
No, I'm too embarrassed to sing
17.65%
3 17.65%
No, there are legal documents stopping me
11.76%
2 11.76%
I'm not fucking telling you, nosy bitch!
5.88%
1 5.88%
Fuck all polls/singers
11.76%
2 11.76%
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Admitting you're a singer
#11
RE: Admitting you're a singer
I'm a shower singer..... Tongue  I love singing this song in the shower over and over and over again... 



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#12
RE: Admitting you're a singer
I occasionally sing "Take on Meeeeeeeeeee take me onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" in the shower. I usually end up putting on a stupid voice to amuse myself.

I don't really sing but I do "sing"..... in other words I talk-shout flat approximations of notes and chords.

Oh and the other one I do is "Wild thing...... you make my heart sing....... you make every thing.... groovy."

Oh and "Go ahead and JUMP!"

Or.... I sing random bollocks to the tune of Like a Virgin. Like... "Like a cunt-hole.... fucked for the 31st time..."

Etc, etc.

99.99999999999% of the time I just hum to myself shit I made up myself.
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#13
RE: Admitting you're a singer
Just a video of my singing skills, a few years ago. 





LOL don't mind the crazy old man dancing ha ha. I forgot all about him Big Grin
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#14
RE: Admitting you're a singer
I am going to record me singing now just for you guys so you can hear how fucking dire my singing is.
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#15
RE: Admitting you're a singer
I have perfect pitch and can whistle right in tune to a piece of music. But my voice is flat. I learned that "singing" Casey Jones when I was 11. I volunteered to sing, the teacher said I really didn't have to. I insisted, and boy, I sure felt sorry for those people who had to listen to it twice. Blush
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#16
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(January 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm)Hammy Wrote: I occasionally sing "Take on Meeeeeeeeeee take me onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" in the shower. I usually end up putting on a stupid voice to amuse myself.

I don't really sing but I do "sing".....  in other words I talk-shout flat approximations of notes and chords.

Oh and the other one I do is "Wild thing...... you make my heart sing....... you make every thing.... groovy."

Oh and "Go ahead and JUMP!"

Or.... I sing random bollocks to the tune of Like a Virgin. Like... "Like a cunt-hole.... fucked for the 31st time..."

Etc, etc.

99.99999999999% of the time I just hum to myself shit I made up myself.

Not, "Wild thing, you make my ring sting!"?
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#17
RE: Admitting you're a singer
(January 10, 2018 at 6:38 pm)Hammy Wrote: I am going to record me singing now just for you guys so you can hear how fucking dire my singing is.

DO NOT have the volume up loud.





enjoy get your eardrums hurt by the singing talk-shouting and scream-tuning.
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#18
RE: Admitting you're a singer
I sing to my children. They’re too innocent to know how awful of a singer I am.
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#19
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I've heard you. You're better than me. I know that isn't much of a compliment LOL.

(January 10, 2018 at 5:54 pm)shadow Wrote: Mostly I sing to accompany the songs I play on the piano... not sure if it actually adds to the piano though! Often I'm playing so fast I can't actually sing all the words  Tongue

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#20
RE: Admitting you're a singer
(January 10, 2018 at 6:30 pm)Joods Wrote: Just a video of my singing skills, a few years ago. 





LOL don't mind the crazy old man dancing ha ha. I forgot all about him Big Grin

You’re a good singer. And that man, well, he’s entertaining too haha
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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