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Irreverent Quotes
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Not quite a quote but certainly irreverent.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 22, 2018 at 10:09 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 10:19 pm by Haipule.)
(January 17, 2018 at 3:32 pm)Succubus Wrote: "You're supposed to shelve it when the man puts the bunny back in the hat, thanks everyone, and says goodnight. Some people, though, seem to see rabbits popping up from manhole covers on the streets. These people are impossible to maintain an informative conversation with..they don;t even know what -they're- thinking..truly..and so they inevitably ramble.Dude! You don't believe in the Easter Bunny? The Hare Club for Men? Whom protect the true Pope--Snow Ball the bunny? What? You don't believe in Peter Rabbit the Apostle? With his high Pope hat to cover his ears? And that the Last Supper was colored Easter eggs? Do you guys even watch South Park? https://youtu.be/GdaXffZDPDY
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.  (January 22, 2018 at 8:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(January 21, 2018 at 1:29 am)Godscreated Wrote: He was trying to separate Christians from their Christianity and as you can't separate yourself from your atheism, Christians can't separate themselves from Christianity and it is a huge part of us because it means something significant to us. Because the quote came from a bigoted person who hates Christianity, thus disqualifying the statement from because of biased intent. GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
The menstruation Laws are winning me over, if that helps . . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (January 23, 2018 at 9:56 am)Godscreated Wrote:(January 22, 2018 at 8:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why? ad hominem  (January 23, 2018 at 9:56 am)Godscreated Wrote:(January 22, 2018 at 8:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Why? Did you look up the meaning of 'irreverent' yet?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 20, 2018 at 12:20 am)Godscreated Wrote: All of you are pathetic in your attempts to trash Christians. ![[Image: z7YK8.jpg]](https://puu.sh/z7YK8.jpg)
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
RE: Irreverent Quotes
January 23, 2018 at 3:13 pm
(This post was last modified: January 23, 2018 at 3:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
For some, believing that they have a purpose is more important than what that purpose is.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
"Or the part about harmlessly swilling poison and sticking your thumb in a poisonous cobra's cloaca ?"
That is only found in Mark 16:9-22 and only in the newer manuscripts. All the older manuscripts stop at verse 8. Yet, how many churches base themselves on that nonsense.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit. |
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