Defy Gravity!

[Banned]

So much for that topic.
I'm wondering whether this site isn't another rehab program convicts.

[Haipule]

So much for that topic.
I'm wondering whether this site isn't another rehab program convicts.

I am not a convict--yet. Your an SDA? Really? I ask you, why? Please don't answer to me!

I am a bible translator who can translate the autographed language of the NT--perfectly! I've been doing it for decades! This is not the right place. If you want to PM, then go for it!

[LastPoet]

How do you defy gravity? Just say, "FUCK GRAVITY!"

[downbeatplumb]

How do you defy gravity? Just say, "FUCK GRAVITY!"

[Banned]

We can't defy gravity, but we all know how to utilize it.

If some people were challenged to find a way of causing a boat to go against the wind, they will tell you that the boat has to be streamlined, but others will tell you that you have to increase the surface area of the boat for the wind to push against, and here some will tell you that goes against common sense.
But a sail does just that, it increases the surface area for the wind to push against, and then utilizes that force to go against the wind at an angle.

In a similar way, if you want to overcome the effect of gravity, you have to increase whatever you think gravity is acting on.

Most people will tell you that gravity is acting on mass. Increasing the mass to reduce the effect of gravity? It doesn't make sense, but that's roughly what has to be done.

However, it isn't 'mass' as commonly understood, that has to be increased, but whatever causes mass, which is what people don't know.

Because the same force which causes mass/inertia also causes gravity.
That's not what the text books say is it?

[Brian37]

How do you defy gravity? Just say, "FUCK GRAVITY!"

Since no one on the planet can specifically tell me just what gravity is, then it don't even exist!

I think many of us dream of flying. Especially if we have flying dreams. But, gravity says, "NOOOOO!"

Again, fuck gravity, fuck Newton and fuck Einstein!

I will study things I can see, hear and measure like, light, sound, magnetism and electricity--FUCK GRAVITY! 

Magnetic Levitation = truth, Acoustic Levitation = truth--gravity is the lie! FUCK GRAVITY!

I'll do what I want! FUCK GRAVITY! Gravity never has and never will ever exist!

Gravity is stupid!

And as far as atoms, electrons, neutron and any other kind of trons? BITE ME and GO DIE! Because, it's useless information!

[Succubus]

...In a similar way, if you want to overcome the effect of gravity, you have to increase whatever you think gravity is acting on...

[Anomalocaris]

We can't defy gravity, but we all know how to utilize it.

If some people were challenged to find a way of causing a boat to go against the wind, they will tell you that the boat has to be streamlined, but others will tell you that you have to increase the surface area of the boat for the wind to push against, and here some will tell you that goes against common sense.
But a sail does just that, it increases the surface area for the wind to push against, and then utilizes that force to go against the wind at an angle.

In a similar way, if you want to overcome the effect of gravity, you have to increase whatever you think gravity is acting on.

Most people will tell you that gravity is acting on mass. Increasing the mass to reduce the effect of gravity? It doesn't make sense, but that's roughly what has to be done.

However, it isn't 'mass' as commonly understood, that has to be increased, but whatever causes mass, which is what people don't know.

Because the same force which causes mass/inertia also causes gravity.
That's not what the text books say is it?

No. That is not.

But that is what idiots say it is. Isn’t it?

[Mister Agenda]

How do you defy gravity? Just say, "FUCK GRAVITY!"

Since no one on the planet can specifically tell me just what gravity is, then it don't even exist!

I think many of us dream of flying. Especially if we have flying dreams. But, gravity says, "NOOOOO!"

Again, fuck gravity, fuck Newton and fuck Einstein!

I will study things I can see, hear and measure like, light, sound, magnetism and electricity--FUCK GRAVITY! 

Magnetic Levitation = truth, Acoustic Levitation = truth--gravity is the lie! FUCK GRAVITY!

I'll do what I want! FUCK GRAVITY! Gravity never has and never will ever exist!

Gravity is stupid!

And as far as atoms, electrons, neutron and any other kind of trons? BITE ME and GO DIE! Because, it's useless information!

I'm going to take this as an attempt at parody, but it's gone so far over the edge that I can't tell what it's a parody of; which is a shame, because the obviousness of what's being mocked is what makes parodies funny.

[LastPoet]

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Most people will tell you that gravity is acting on mass. Increasing the mass to reduce the effect of gravity? It doesn't make sense, but that's roughly what has to be done.