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How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
#11
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
What a masochist, huh?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 11:55 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Imagine Jesus' torments in Hell !!

He has to earn Salvation for ALL his potential believers to come !!    It would have been BRUTAL, even by Hell's standards.  Satan himself would have personally administered His punishments.

I can only imagine how inconvenienced he was.
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#13
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
Flailed, sodomized, beaten, burned, crushed, raped, macerated, scorched, spindled, mutilated, it would have been graphic, and Satan right there doing his worst.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#14
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 11:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 11:19 am)Minimalist Wrote: There is no hell and there was no jesus.

No Hell? You've never had to change planes in Atlanta.

Yes I have.  I like those little trains they have.
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#15
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 12:02 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Flailed, sodomized, beaten, burned, crushed, raped, macerated, scorched, spindled, mutilated, it would have been graphic, and Satan right there doing his worst.

"Sounds like your last Saturday night." Wade Wilson.
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#16
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
Yeah, really what did Jesus actually sacrifice, considering he didn't stay dead? His weekend?

Yep, Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins and you're mocking him. Shame on you.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#17
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. 

He was taken down from the cross at sundown, IIRC. So that's, let's say, 6 PM, or .25 days.

He wasn't seen from that point through Saturday. Give him all of Saturday, midnight to midnight. That adds up to 1.25 days.

He wasn't in the tomb when the ladies came on Sunday morning. So another .25 days. That's 1.5 days.

Even though it doesn't change your math, the writers of the NT used a Jewish calendar.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#18
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(February 2, 2018 at 3:32 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. 

He was taken down from the cross at sundown, IIRC. So that's, let's say, 6 PM, or .25 days.

He wasn't seen from that point through Saturday. Give him all of Saturday, midnight to midnight. That adds up to 1.25 days.

He wasn't in the tomb when the ladies came on Sunday morning. So another .25 days. That's 1.5 days.

Even though it doesn't change your math, the writers of the NT used a Jewish calendar.

GC
That's a shock. 

Big Grin
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#19
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. 

He was taken down from the cross at sundown, IIRC. So that's, let's say, 6 PM, or .25 days.

He wasn't seen from that point through Saturday. Give him all of Saturday, midnight to midnight. That adds up to 1.25 days.

He wasn't in the tomb when the ladies came on Sunday morning. So another .25 days. That's 1.5 days.

Yea well Obi Wan got struck down by Darth  and said, "If you strike me down".
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#20
RE: How long did Jesus spend in Hell?
(February 2, 2018 at 3:32 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 30, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Three days" is the reflexive answer, but let's do the math. 

He was taken down from the cross at sundown, IIRC. So that's, let's say, 6 PM, or .25 days.

He wasn't seen from that point through Saturday. Give him all of Saturday, midnight to midnight. That adds up to 1.25 days.

He wasn't in the tomb when the ladies came on Sunday morning. So another .25 days. That's 1.5 days.

Even though it doesn't change your math, the writers of the NT used a Jewish calendar.

GC

Wait a minute ... you're not going to go on a tirade about how atheists continue to misunderstand the Bible? Are you conceding the math is wrong?
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