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Why, God? Why?!
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Why, God? Why?!
I have a question for our Christians:  Why did God create people?   Further, why did he create anything at all?
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Bored kid with a magnifying glass and no ants.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Shiggles.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Either it's because God loves us so he couldn't help but to create us or ... so that his creation brings him glory.
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(February 7, 2018 at 10:53 pm)Grandizer Wrote: Either it's because God loves us so he couldn't help but to create us or ... so that his creation brings him glory.

I remember watching a play by a Catholic playwright (Tom Dudzick, I think it was), and the main character was a boy preparing for his confirmation and he starts to question the whole religion thing, and at one point, someone says "He created us because he loved us" and the kid points out that doesn't make any damn sense. And the Dad rattles off an answer he almost certainly memorised from the Catechism as a kid because the nuns would have hit him with their rulers if he didn't.
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For the lulz, obv.
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(February 7, 2018 at 10:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I have a question for the Christians:  Why did God create people?   Further, why did he create anything at all?

It's almost as if you enjoy being bullshitted, lol.  You have to know better than to ask a christian anything by now. Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(February 8, 2018 at 12:05 am)Khemikal Wrote:
(February 7, 2018 at 10:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I have a question for the Christians:  Why did God create people?   Further, why did he create anything at all?

It's almost as if you enjoy being bullshitted, lol.  You have to know better than to ask a christian anything by now.   Wink

Am I a masochist? Rolleyes    Ya know, I’ve never actually gotten an answer to this particular question, and I don’t even remember what was taught to me as a child by my dear, Catholic mum.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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The Mighy Cathol says we were created as a bridge between worlds.  Magic book says we were created to be grunts in a holy crusade.
(your mom probably told you whatever she thought would get you off her lady nuts)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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# /Christian hat ON

Because!
Just because!
Now stop persecuting me !!!@@

# /Christian hat OFF
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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