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Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 8:20 am
Still stifling my urge to shoot them down. But if good uses for them could be found perhaps I'd be less lethal. For instance, starting with the most important possible use first...
FISH FINDER: Combine a drone and a sonar unit. Fly it over suspected "holes" and see if it's really worth your time.
TRAFFIC SCOUT: Launch drone from car/truck/suv/perambulator, video of situation ahead allows you to decide if you should cut off the school bus and dive into an off ramp and fight it out on the surface streets or note that the lookee-Lou! people are thinning out ahead of you.
DOG WALKER: Takes the canid around the block a few times.
POOP SCOOPER: Picks up fecal deposits left by dog. (Good citizen!) Dumps them on your neighbor's lawn when his drones aren't watching.
Anything else?
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 8:35 am
Pedo-priest watcher?
An invisible supervisor-in-the-sky doesn't seem to work; maybe a real one will.
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 8:45 am
(This post was last modified: February 8, 2018 at 8:47 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(February 8, 2018 at 8:35 am)DLJ Wrote: Pedo-priest watcher?
An invisible supervisor-in-the-sky doesn't seem to work; maybe a real one will.
Would need to be able to carry Hellfire missiles.
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 9:45 am
Beer delivery.
Pizza delivery.
Download the app, go to the beach, sports event. Order from your phone.
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 11:23 am
Weed delivery.
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 11:58 am
(This post was last modified: February 8, 2018 at 12:02 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
There's a huge amount of potential profit in real time automated crop management with IR equipped drones. It's more affordable, convenient, and thorough than on-foot field analysis. When I say huge I'm talking billions.
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 12:03 pm
For scaring birds away from airfields. No wait....
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 12:04 pm
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OMG, small aside..did you know that falconry is largely illegal in the united states..but that a scant few assholes have exemptions specifically -so- they can rake in money scaring birds?
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 12:05 pm
They'd be great at killing brown folks. I wonder why no one has thought of that?
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RE: Good uses for drones?
February 8, 2018 at 12:05 pm
(February 8, 2018 at 11:23 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Weed delivery.
Then people will definitely shoot down the drones.
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