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101 uses for Bible
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101 uses for Bible
Since the Bible has had billions of copies sold cluttering up our everyday lives, we need to justify the loss of trees and find more practical uses for it than "getting high" with an imaginary ghost zombie. The challenge is to find 101 uses for this collection of sacred drivel.

The only rule here is you have to be constructive. Whatever means to an end submitted must have a practical beneficial use to someone - it should be an effective and applicable solution to a real-world scenario. You can't just senselessly destroy the book outright. I'll start off:

1. A door stop. Big Grin
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#2
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2. Recycling.
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#3
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3. Toilet paper.
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#4
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4. Use it to brainwash a veritable army of civilians to do your bidding.

Oh. Wait. All ready been done.
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#5
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5. Something to throw at Jehovah's Witnesses to shut them up.

300TH POST! WHOOO!
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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6. Firelighters
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7. A cure for insomnia (read Matthew 1).
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#8
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8: Propping up uneven fridge whose leg fell off last time we moved to paint the wall behind it.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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9: Smashing cockroaches.
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#10
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10. Clay pigeons for target practice.
“Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it.” ~ E.M. Cioran
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