Reasons to detest Jazz # 9

[Catholic_Lady]

Succie!!!!!!!!

[Succubus]

Jazz is pesh, it always was and it always will be.

An eternity, or is that an infinity? In heaven listening to John Coltrane and his fucking trumpet? Please kill me now.

An eternity spent listening to Coltrane play his fucking trumpet would be awful.

But before you write him off, you might want to listen to his sax work.  

A world without A Love Supreme is just . . . a mistake.

Well yes, I'll grant you that but apart from A Love Supreme, what has John Coltrane ever don...
But to be honest there is some good swag posted in the thread, unfortunately, my sound card has gone all crotchety. New one on the way. Regarding Elvis; it's a great pity he wasn't on that plane with Jim Reeves.

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Succie!!!!!!!!

Child, there's no need to be alarmed merely because you don't have anything intelligent to add to the discussion.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

No jazz, no Led Zeppelin.

[Crossless2.0]

An eternity spent listening to Coltrane play his fucking trumpet would be awful.

But before you write him off, you might want to listen to his sax work.  

A world without A Love Supreme is just . . . a mistake.

Well yes, I'll grant you that but apart from A Love Supreme, what has John Coltrane ever don...

You mean apart from sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, fresh water systems, and public health? Well, there's Live at the Village Vanguard, among others.

Sheesh! There's no pleasing some people. May you awaken alone, naked, hungover, and confused in the midst of the largest amateur bagpipe gathering in history.

[Whateverist]

Succie!!!!!!!!

Child, there's no need to be alarmed merely because you don't have anything intelligent to add to the discussion.

So hard to get! (I think it's working.)

[Cyberman]

Jesus, you detest blues and Elvis?

A guy who based his entire style on Captain Marvel Jr?

What's not to love?

[The Valkyrie]

This Jazz music thing; I've tried Ringo, I've really tried.
If you have even a passing familiarity with Johnny Dankworth and Cleo Laine then now is the time to fess up. All your life experiences are tainted by the foul pestilence that is Punk Rock/Jazz music. You're mind has been poisoned.

"Doo bee doo doo bee doo be doo, Bap Bap!"...


Jazz is pesh, it always was and it always will be.

An eternity, or is that an infinity? In heaven listening to John Coltrane and his fucking trumpet? Please kill me now.

Edit; The usual 'your'

Edit; # 2 Spacing.

I also despise:

Country Music.
Folk music.
Morris Dance music.
That particularly shouty extreme heavy metal.
Mumford and fucking sons.
Oasis.
Opera
Blues
Elvis Presley

and many many more.

I can agree on Blues, Oasis, and Opera.

Add to that Nirvana.

[Whateverist]

Oh yeah?! Well you may be hot as hell but you're wrong, wrong I say!

Blues, folk, some country, some opera and even a little Elvis now and again is quite okay. Nirvana .. not so much.

[Huggy Bear]

[Catholic_Lady]

An eternity spent listening to Coltrane play his fucking trumpet would be awful.

But before you write him off, you might want to listen to his sax work.  

A world without A Love Supreme is just . . . a mistake.

Well yes, I'll grant you that but apart from A Love Supreme, what has John Coltrane ever don...
But to be honest there is some good swag posted in the thread, unfortunately, my sound card has gone all crotchety. New one on the way. Regarding Elvis; it's a great pity he wasn't on that plane with Jim Reeves.

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Succie!!!!!!!!

Child, there's no need to be alarmed merely because you don't have anything intelligent to add to the discussion.

I just love you too much. Got excited when I saw your beautiful post on the forums....

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Child, there's no need to be alarmed merely because you don't have anything intelligent to add to the discussion.

So hard to get! (I think it's working.)

Succie knows how to light my fire. Weeeee!