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Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
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RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
(March 1, 2018 at 5:25 pm)AAzan Wrote:
(March 1, 2018 at 5:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I try to be nice. Don't you have a plane to hijack? SMARTASS! Big Grin Tongue

It's just my silly way of saying we are all human and we should all be able to laugh at ourselves and each other. You should see the shit I have gotten for being an ABBA fan over the years. Ask anyone here.

You! I like you! I'll allow you safe passage during the prophesied ABBA apocalypse.

You ever see the movie "Dirty Dancing"? Remember the line "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"

My version, "NOBODY PUTS ABBA IN THE CORNER"

Fortunately for you, we have admins here who wrap me on the nose with rolled up newspaper like a dog who is chewing on furniture.
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RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
(March 1, 2018 at 5:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 1, 2018 at 5:25 pm)AAzan Wrote: You! I like you! I'll allow you safe passage during the prophesied ABBA apocalypse.

You ever see the movie "Dirty Dancing"? Remember the line "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"

My version, "NOBODY PUTS ABBA IN THE CORNER"

Fortunately for you, we have admins here who wrap me on the nose with rolled up newspaper like a dog who is chewing on furniture.

Its actually quite disturbing how easy it is for me to even visualize that. What's wrong with me!?
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RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
(March 1, 2018 at 5:40 pm)AAzan Wrote:
(March 1, 2018 at 5:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You ever see the movie "Dirty Dancing"? Remember the line "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"

My version, "NOBODY PUTS ABBA IN THE CORNER"

Fortunately for you, we have admins here who wrap me on the nose with rolled up newspaper like a dog who is chewing on furniture.

Its actually quite disturbing how easy it is for me to even visualize that. What's wrong with me!?

Quit your bitching. My mom feed me white lead paint chips and told me they were corn flake breakfast cereal. When I complained that it tasted funny she shouted, "SHUT UP AND EAT IT!" Big Grin
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RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
(March 1, 2018 at 5:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 1, 2018 at 5:40 pm)AAzan Wrote: Its actually quite disturbing how easy it is for me to even visualize that. What's wrong with me!?

Quit your bitching. My mom feed me white lead paint chips and told me they were corn flake breakfast cereal. When I complained that it tasted funny she shouted, "SHUT UP AND EAT IT!" Big Grin

HAH! Atleast u had breakfast served to you! Where i come from, had to hunt for our own wild lead paint chips! And it got pretty grizzly might i add!
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RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
(March 1, 2018 at 5:52 pm)AAzan Wrote:
(March 1, 2018 at 5:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Quit your bitching. My mom feed me white lead paint chips and told me they were corn flake breakfast cereal. When I complained that it tasted funny she shouted, "SHUT UP AND EAT IT!" Big Grin

HAH! Atleast u had breakfast served to you! Where i come from, had to hunt for our own wild lead paint chips! And it got pretty grizzly might i add!

HA HA HA, funny you should mention "wild".  I had a friend in high school who had  twisted sense of humor. He like the outdoors, and while we were more suburban where we lived, when we would go out into the woods where he lived, and we would see trash, like candy wrappers or soda cans or plastic water bottles in the woods he would say something like "Look, naturally occurring soda cans." as if they were wild plants or animals.  Big Grin

I am not sure how familiar with the comedian song writer Weird Al. 

But if we are going to get into "That's nothing" comparing this song would, or should put both of us to shame.



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RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
Hi. I was a Muslim for 8 years (I converted from Christianity in 1999 then converted back in 2007 (I got tired of always apologising for the extremists). Now I'm not sure whereI belong. Welcome to the forum.
Jeff a.k.a. wheatpenny

"If God sends me to hell I will start a commune there. And it will be the greatest commune ever because all the best people will be there"
(Osho)
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#17
RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
Welcome Woof.

(I don't need to be culled)
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
(March 1, 2018 at 4:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 1, 2018 at 4:24 pm)AAzan Wrote: Hi all.
I am ex-muslim living in Bangladesh so forums like these that allow my anonymity really helps me to interact with others. Looking forward to meeting more of you guys.

Take care and have a great day  Big Grin

Cool, you can teach us all how to make all those fun party vests that make fireworks.  Big Grin

And all blacks are gang bangers. All Jews are cheap. All Catholics hide child molesters. All Hindus work at 7-11. All Chinese are great at math. All atheists barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off our mattresses. BUT, most importantly, all ABBA fans are assholes........<------ You'll get that once you get to know me, hint, look at my avatar. Tongue

What a strange person.

(March 1, 2018 at 4:24 pm)AAzan Wrote: Hi all.
I am ex-muslim living in Bangladesh so forums like these that allow my anonymity really helps me to interact with others. Looking forward to meeting more of you guys.

Take care and have a great day  Big Grin

An excellent first post AAzan, welcome to the forums.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#19
RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
Salaam aleykum (peace be upon you) and welcome.
I believe in life before death.
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RE: Hi there. Ex-muslim in Bangladesh
(March 1, 2018 at 4:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Make sure to clear you history periodically.  Welcome.  Stay safe.

Lol Poor Min.

AAzan, please make sure you're using a VPN. A warm welcome!

Welcome
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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