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The future of poo
#11
RE: The future of poo
(March 7, 2018 at 1:29 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: You enter a public restroom and smell that someone has blown it up in there.  Do you think this is something we'll have to contend with well into the future?

BTW, how bad are your spraints ??
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#12
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Hahahaha!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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#13
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Shit will smell like petunias in the future. I can feel it in mah heart.
I believe in life before death.
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#14
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I'm working on a way to solve this problem.

It involves the extinction of humanity, but it's a sacrifice I'm prepared to make for clean loos!
Dying to live, living to die.
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#15
RE: The future of poo
(March 7, 2018 at 8:44 pm)Antares Wrote: Shit will smell like petunias in the future. I can feel it in mah heart.

One of my sons watches some cartoon where one of the characters gets rich and is given pills to make his stool smell like "fresh-baked cinnamon buns".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#16
RE: The future of poo
I'm just gonna throw out the suggestion that the next time you have to go number 2, shove a lit incense stick up your arse whilst doing the deed. But make sure it's something strong like Nag Champra.
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#17
RE: The future of poo
I was buying some steel for a metal working project, and while I was standing in line to pay, my son (28 YO at the time) came out of the rest room and told me that some guy was changing his clothes in a toilet stall. So, there we are, waiting in line, and this guy walks by quickly and goes out of the store. He had obviously crapped his pants, and surely had some sort of infection, because the stench was simply unbelievable. Worse than the fart I posted in the thread CL started. It was all guys in line, and we're pretty earthy in that business, but a bunch were snickering and choking. The cashier brought out a can of rose scented air freshener, and the comments about someone crapping a rosebush immediately arose. The cashier was not amused. We all shut up, because the price of our purchases could have dramatically risen.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#18
RE: The future of poo
(March 7, 2018 at 7:49 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(March 7, 2018 at 1:29 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: You enter a public restroom and smell that someone has blown it up in there.  Do you think this is something we'll have to contend with well into the future?

BTW, how bad are your spraints ??

What tf is a spraint??

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#19
RE: The future of poo
I already have an invention for that particular problem, 10 bucks and I'll send you three, plus shipping & handling of coarse.

GC


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#20
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This is why restrooms should have air replenishment, not just air conditioning, and cycle the indoor air.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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