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The future of poo

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The future of poo
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RE: The future of poo
March 8, 2018 at 6:55 am (This post was last modified: March 8, 2018 at 6:57 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(March 7, 2018 at 4:12 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: He who smelt it dealt it . . .

Smelta Delta.
(March 7, 2018 at 4:13 pm)Joods Wrote:
(March 7, 2018 at 4:12 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: He who smelt it dealt it . . .

He who denied it, supplied it.

And he who supplied it, Kentucky fried it.




Ew.
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RE: The future of poo
March 8, 2018 at 10:44 am
(March 7, 2018 at 10:11 pm)Joods Wrote: I'm just gonna throw out the suggestion that the next time you have to go number 2, shove a lit incense stick up your arse whilst doing the deed. But make sure it's something strong like Nag Champra.

Is that the lit end that he's stickin?
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RE: The future of poo
March 9, 2018 at 1:06 am
(March 8, 2018 at 10:44 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(March 7, 2018 at 10:11 pm)Joods Wrote: I'm just gonna throw out the suggestion that the next time you have to go number 2, shove a lit incense stick up your arse whilst doing the deed. But make sure it's something strong like Nag Champra.

Is that the lit end that he's stickin?

If that's what floats his boat? Sure. Big Grin
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RE: The future of poo
March 9, 2018 at 1:13 am
Well, there are the three sea shells in Demolition Man that were supposed to take care of this problem.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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RE: The future of poo
March 9, 2018 at 8:02 am
(March 9, 2018 at 1:06 am)Joods Wrote:
(March 8, 2018 at 10:44 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Is that the lit end that he's stickin?

If that's what floats his boat? Sure. Big Grin

Maybe if he had pin worm.
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RE: The future of poo
March 9, 2018 at 1:56 pm
He probably has that and ringworm.
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RE: The future of poo
March 9, 2018 at 2:40 pm
(March 7, 2018 at 1:29 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: You enter a public restroom and smell that someone has blown it up in there.  Do you think this is something we'll have to contend with well into the future?

We will re-wire our nasal passage nerves so that poos smell like freshly baked cinnamon buns.



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