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Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
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Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
A lightning strike killed at least 16 people and injured dozens more at a Seventh-Day Adventist church in Rwanda on Saturday, an official said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43362508

So.... the all seeing, all knowing, all powerful god had a day off, or maybe he just dislikes some people!
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
(March 11, 2018 at 11:20 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: A lightning strike killed at least 16 people and injured dozens more at a Seventh-Day Adventist church in Rwanda on Saturday, an official said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43362508

So.... the all seeing, all knowing, all powerful god had a day off, or maybe he just dislikes some people!






You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
Terrible!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
"Atheists won the argument when Christians started putting lightning rods on churches." Somebody.
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
(March 11, 2018 at 11:20 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: A lightning strike killed at least 16 people and injured dozens more at a Seventh-Day Adventist church in Rwanda on Saturday, an official said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43362508

So.... the all seeing, all knowing, all powerful god had a day off, or maybe he just dislikes some people!

If this was part of God’s plan, then he’s a real sicko.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
"They're with Jesus now."
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
god works in mysterious ways.

They are in a better place now. 

Oops, forgot, 7th dayers, they are in conditional soul sleep. Not sure if that's better or not.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
See, that extra 12 hours (on average) they are off celebrating Jesus's Sabbath DOES make a difference.

This should give US Christians pause for dishonoring the Sabbath from moving it's start from sunset Friday to midnight Saturday.

One more belief I feel a True Christian should exhibit. Having the Sabbath from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday was good enough for Jesus, after all.


Seriously, if Jesus wanted the Sabbath moved, He would have moved it.

Hard to imagine someone Biblically bathed in His blood would deny Jesus the piety and fealty of celebrating His Sabbath the same way He did.


of course, His followers know better . . . . .
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
Zeus said:  "Fuck You."

[Image: zeus-and-thunderbolt-vector-id167482645]

Moral:  Don't fuck with Zeus
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RE: Seventh-Day Adventist churchgoers killed by lightning
(March 11, 2018 at 12:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Zeus said:  "Fuck You."

[Image: zeus-and-thunderbolt-vector-id167482645]

Moral:  Don't fuck with Zeus
The position of that toga is very provocative.  Moved a little.
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