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RE: How would you respond? (A social experiment)
March 24, 2018 at 1:53 pm
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I'm also under your bed and in your closet...behind the local titty bar those are my two favorite places. 
-additionally, I throw bags of kittens in the river, drink milk from the jug, and leave the toilet seat up.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: How would you respond? (A social experiment)
March 24, 2018 at 2:27 pm
(March 24, 2018 at 1:53 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I'm also under your bed and in your closet...behind the local titty bar those are my two favorite places.
-additionally, I throw bags of kittens in the river, drink milk from the jug, and leave the toilet seat up.
Pssh, I throw kittens down the toilet. I have the plumber on speed dial.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: How would you respond? (A social experiment)
March 24, 2018 at 2:29 pm
(March 24, 2018 at 1:53 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I'm also under your bed and in your closet...behind the local titty bar those are my two favorite places.
-additionally, I throw bags of kittens in the river, drink milk from the jug, and leave the toilet seat up.
Aww, you sound a little salty. I actually thought you'd enjoy that.
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RE: How would you respond? (A social experiment)
March 24, 2018 at 2:31 pm
(This post was last modified: March 24, 2018 at 2:44 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I did.... see...we just have a fundamental disconnect, you and I, lol.
(March 24, 2018 at 2:27 pm)Fireball Wrote: (March 24, 2018 at 1:53 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I'm also under your bed and in your closet...behind the local titty bar those are my two favorite places.
-additionally, I throw bags of kittens in the river, drink milk from the jug, and leave the toilet seat up.
Pssh, I throw kittens down the toilet. I have the plumber on speed dial.
Save the dime, keep a bag of snakes handy, send them down after the kittens to clear any blockage.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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