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World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
#11
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
They're not right in the head.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#12
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
The world is ending (again??)
What do they mean, the end of humans, all life on earth, the end of the universe? "the world" is such a vague term.
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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#13
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
I can't post it but I have, on my phone, a picture which is a certificate for surviving 10 apocalypses, get one free.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#14
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
Had he said April 14th just think of all the xtian fucktards who would not have bothered to file their taxes?
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#15
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
(April 12, 2018 at 3:09 pm)Cathooloo Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 2:47 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Really?  Arkansas will be the last holdout?  Proof, if we needed more..that god hates humanity.

Haven't you heard? Arkansas is "God's Country".

I thought that was West Virginia
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#16
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
Here's a test to see if these end-of-the-worlders are sincere or not.

'23 April, you say?  Sure about that?'

'Yes, absolutely sure.'

'Ok.  Give me your house.'

'The Lord hath spoke unt...wait, what?'

'Your house.  Sign it over to me.  I'm mean, you won't need it after the 23rd, will you?'

'Erm...umm...'

'While we're about it, better make a clean breast of it and give me your car(s), retirement accounts, stock portfolios, any loose cash you have.'

*respondent flees into the distance*

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#17
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
They lack faith.

Big Grin
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#18
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
(April 12, 2018 at 5:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I can't post it but I have, on my phone, a picture which is a certificate for surviving 10 apocalypses, get one free.

[Image: rapture-survivor-card-00-empty-blank-300x169.png]
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#19
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
(April 12, 2018 at 6:41 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I can't post it but I have, on my phone, a picture which is a certificate for surviving 10 apocalypses, get one free.

[Image: rapture-survivor-card-00-empty-blank-300x169.png]

That's the one.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#20
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
Is this the David Meade that's in the KY House of Representatives?

Must be a Seventh Day Adventist.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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