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World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 4:38 pm
They're not right in the head.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 5:23 pm
The world is ending (again??)
What do they mean, the end of humans, all life on earth, the end of the universe? "the world" is such a vague term.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 5:36 pm
I can't post it but I have, on my phone, a picture which is a certificate for surviving 10 apocalypses, get one free.

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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 5:58 pm
Had he said April 14th just think of all the xtian fucktards who would not have bothered to file their taxes?
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 6:00 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 3:09 pm)Cathooloo Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 2:47 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Really?  Arkansas will be the last holdout?  Proof, if we needed more..that god hates humanity.

Haven't you heard? Arkansas is "God's Country".

I thought that was West Virginia
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 6:05 pm
Here's a test to see if these end-of-the-worlders are sincere or not.

'23 April, you say?  Sure about that?'

'Yes, absolutely sure.'

'Ok.  Give me your house.'

'The Lord hath spoke unt...wait, what?'

'Your house.  Sign it over to me.  I'm mean, you won't need it after the 23rd, will you?'

'Erm...umm...'

'While we're about it, better make a clean breast of it and give me your car(s), retirement accounts, stock portfolios, any loose cash you have.'

*respondent flees into the distance*

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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 6:36 pm
They lack faith.

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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 6:41 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 5:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I can't post it but I have, on my phone, a picture which is a certificate for surviving 10 apocalypses, get one free.

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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 6:45 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 6:41 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I can't post it but I have, on my phone, a picture which is a certificate for surviving 10 apocalypses, get one free.

[Image: rapture-survivor-card-00-empty-blank-300x169.png]

That's the one.

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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 12, 2018 at 8:27 pm
Is this the David Meade that's in the KY House of Representatives?

Must be a Seventh Day Adventist.
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