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My anaconda don't want none...

Poll: A woman's hips should be...
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My anaconda don't want none...
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 12:52 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 7:24 am)alpha male Wrote: ...unless you've got BUNS, hon.

I lick big butts and I cannot lie.

Even white boys got to shout...BABY GOT BACK!

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm
I love a woman's butt it's my favorite part, but I am not in any way turned on by poop. I would actually argue that a woman's butt is more appealing visually than a woman's vagina. I am perfectly ok with convincing myself that women don't poop, that way I can continue to enjoy those beautiful booty's.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 1:31 pm
(April 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: I love a woman's butt it's my favorite part, but I am not in any way turned on by poop. I would actually argue that a woman's butt is more appealing visually than a woman's vagina. I am perfectly ok with convincing myself that women don't poop, that way I can continue to enjoy those beautiful booty's.

I poop.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 1:58 pm
(April 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: I love a woman's butt it's my favorite part, but I am not in any way turned on by poop. I would actually argue that a woman's butt is more appealing visually than a woman's vagina. I am perfectly ok with convincing myself that women don't poop, that way I can continue to enjoy those beautiful booty's.

Butt cheeks are great.  I don't understand the fascination with the asshole.  The fecal matter aspect seals the deal on my lack of interest.  But even without that, I don't see the appeal.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm
(April 14, 2018 at 1:31 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: I love a woman's butt it's my favorite part, but I am not in any way turned on by poop. I would actually argue that a woman's butt is more appealing visually than a woman's vagina. I am perfectly ok with convincing myself that women don't poop, that way I can continue to enjoy those beautiful booty's.

I poop.

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 2:34 pm
We suspect CL recites the Jewish poop prayer when appropriate.

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 14, 2018 at 4:52 pm (This post was last modified: April 14, 2018 at 4:58 pm by Catholic_Lady.)
(April 14, 2018 at 1:58 pm)henryp Wrote:
(April 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: I love a woman's butt it's my favorite part, but I am not in any way turned on by poop. I would actually argue that a woman's butt is more appealing visually than a woman's vagina. I am perfectly ok with convincing myself that women don't poop, that way I can continue to enjoy those beautiful booty's.

Butt cheeks are great.  I don't understand the fascination with the asshole.  The fecal matter aspect seals the deal on my lack of interest.  But even without that, I don't see the appeal.

Yeah I'll have to agree with this. It's a poop canal. Why in the world anyone would wanna mess with it is beyond me. But hey, lots of people are into it apparently.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 15, 2018 at 4:15 pm
(April 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 14, 2018 at 1:31 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I poop.

I don't believe you. Angel

Here's a screen shot of a conversation between my husband and I earlier today:

[Image: 28fswu.jpg]
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 15, 2018 at 5:21 pm
(April 15, 2018 at 4:15 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I don't believe you. Angel

Here's a screen shot of a conversation between my husband and I earlier today:

[Image: 28fswu.jpg]

That's too funny!
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 16, 2018 at 7:33 am
(April 14, 2018 at 10:02 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 14, 2018 at 6:34 am)alpha male Wrote: For all you know hubby wants to eat your poop but is too shy to go there...

Lol. I dont think so. We've talked about it and he says he wants nothing to do with ass hole in relation to sex.
We would each do it if the other wanted to, but otherwise, no.

Course, we've been married 27 years and only got into such stuff a couple years ago. You never know what might happen...
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