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RE: Jesus' real color
April 17, 2018 at 6:34 pm
(April 17, 2018 at 2:37 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: He was a Jew from the Middle East, so probably dark hair, dark eyes, facial hair, tan skin, and a long nose.
Regardless, I don't see why it matters what He looked like.
Yeah, and FM's own avatar was a recent likely reconstruction of what Jesus really looked like. One that looks remarkably like Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
As I wrote before:
(February 18, 2012 at 9:32 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: (February 18, 2012 at 8:30 pm)padraic Wrote: Looking at a construction of what Jesus probably actually looked like, perhaps more Cro-magnon than Neanderthal?
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He looks more like Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.
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RE: Jesus' real color
April 17, 2018 at 6:36 pm
Knowing how touchy God is, probably best plan is to have the most realistical Jesus in mind during prayers.
Definitely skip the blue eyed one.
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RE: Jesus' real color
April 17, 2018 at 7:56 pm
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(April 17, 2018 at 6:34 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: (April 17, 2018 at 2:37 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: He was a Jew from the Middle East, so probably dark hair, dark eyes, facial hair, tan skin, and a long nose.
Regardless, I don't see why it matters what He looked like.
Yeah, and FM's own avatar was a recent likely reconstruction of what Jesus really looked like. One that looks remarkably like Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
As I wrote before:
(February 18, 2012 at 9:32 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: He looks more like Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.
Tuco Ramirez: Brother of Brother Ramirez, and son of God?
Does that make Jesus the BAD or UGLY one?
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RE: Jesus' real color
April 17, 2018 at 8:13 pm
(April 17, 2018 at 7:56 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (April 17, 2018 at 6:34 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Yeah, and FM's own avatar was a recent likely reconstruction of what Jesus really looked like. One that looks remarkably like Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
As I wrote before:
Does that make Jesus the BAD or UGLY one?
Bad. The other guy (Eli Wallach, which I had to look up) was the ugly one.
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RE: Jesus' real color
April 17, 2018 at 8:22 pm
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Now I'll be whistling for the rest of the day! Fuck you Morricone!
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RE: Jesus' real color
April 17, 2018 at 8:27 pm
(April 17, 2018 at 8:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Now I'll be whistling for the rest of the day! Fuck you Morricone!
Modelo Beer commercial features another Good Bad Ugly song, fortunately, I still can stand to listen to that one.
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RE: Jesus' real color
April 17, 2018 at 10:07 pm
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(April 17, 2018 at 8:13 pm)Fireball Wrote: (April 17, 2018 at 7:56 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Does that make Jesus the BAD or UGLY one?
Bad. The other guy (Eli Wallach, which I had to look up) was the ugly one.
Yep, that's Eli Wallach. He was the ugly one. Lee van Cleef's Sentenza is a monster, leaving Blondie the good one by default.
(April 17, 2018 at 8:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Now I'll be whistling for the rest of the day! Fuck you Morricone!
When I first discovered the film, my mother got annoyed by the coyote howl pretty quick. If she heard it (and it recurred a lot throughout the film's 3-hour running time), even if she was in another room, she immediately went "oh, NO!"
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RE: Jesus' real color
April 17, 2018 at 10:25 pm
(April 17, 2018 at 8:22 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Now I'll be whistling for the rest of the day! Fuck you Morricone!
If you are going to swear in Spanish, please get it correcto, maricón. 
I love that tune, and can whistle it perfectly.
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